Atlanta Falcons NFL Draft 2013
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Fact: Thomas Dimitroff's hair gel costs $457,000 a tube
They find new ways of spelling "Johnathan" every day. But this one has found a great way to play cornerback.
Most would agree that the Falcons biggest area of need this offseason, whichever position that may be, is somewhere on defense. And so we have Sam Montgomery, a first-round talent defensive end that could fall to the Falcons. But is he a good fit?