Editorial
Thank you, Matt Ryan: His first pass as a pro, and the big win over the Bears in 2008
Ryan’s rookie season was truly special.
Thank you, Matt Ryan: Ryan’s first postseason win, demolishing the Panthers, and the 2016 NFC Championship win
It was incredible to finally see Ryan (and Tony G.!) get a postseason win.
Thank you, Matt Ryan: His hilarious scrambles, comeback wins, and game-winning drives
"Matt Ryan scrambles like" became a whole unique genre of Falcons fans’ and The Falcoholic tweets.
Thank you, Matt Ryan: GET F***ING SET
Hands down, this is one of Atlanta fans’ favorite memories of the longtime signal caller.
Falcons show unity, diversity during Sunday protest
The Falcons, including owner Arthur Blank, joined the rest of the NFL in protest of racial inequality on Sunday.
Atlanta Falcons Offseason To-Do Checklist
Fact: Tevin Coleman once took 21 grocery items through the ‘20 items or less’ line
Book Review - Rising Tide
A Falcoholic writer reviews a book that's NOT just about Alabama football!
Hope Springs Eternal
Recent FA moves and a general positive outlook are turning dour Falcons fans into believers once more.
Finding the Falcoholic Within
A season away from writing can bring a new perspective for the distracted blogger. Adam Schultz of the Falcoholic found this out the hard way two weeks ago.
Read Option Won't Faze the Falcons in 2013
Fact: nobody has actually seen Dave since the 49ers loss - we think he's in rehab
Will Tony Gonzalez Retire?
Fact: Tony Gonzalez has weapons-grade plutonium coursing through his veins
Falcons Can Clinch 1st Round Bye This Weekend
Fact: Drew Brees cries like a beaver hormone-injecting girl scout
Falcons Getting Four Days Off
Fact: third downs are stupid
Robert McClain is Pretty Awesome
Fact: "Reggie" is the coolest nickname since "Hank"
Atlanta Airport Workers Egg Saints Charter Bus
Fact: the egg came before the chicken
Curtis Lofton is Wack
Fact: Crack is wack - and so is Curtis Lofton
Ryan Still in the MVP Hunt
Fact: According to the AirTran flight attendant I met Saturday, Matt Ryan is a very courteous young man.
Mike Smith Stays Humble
Fact: Smitty once ate an entire cheese wheel
Is Doug Martin All That and a Piece of Cheese?
Fact: a healthy Sean Weatherspoon would be awesome right about meow
Falcons Notch 5th Consecutive Winning Season
Fact: Matt Ryan is still a P-I-M-P
Will Julio Jones Play On Sunday?
Fact: I like turtles
The Saints Are Whiny Poo Heads
Fact: Curtis Lofton has a teddy bear named Chuckles. And he hearts it.
Falcons Release Ray Edwards
Fact: Shrimp dinners are delicious and stuff.
Todd McClure is a Jambalya Cooker and Stuff
Fact: Todd McClure eats shrimp, because shrimp is delicious.
Somebody Pay William Moore
Fact: Willy Mo wasn't ready once. It resulted in a dramatic shift in the earth's gravitation.
Should We Be Worried About Sam Baker?
Fact: Sam Baker once killed an ant. Then he cried for sixteen hours.
Kroy Biermann = Most Versatile Player on Roster
Fact: Kroy Biermann once killed an elk with his feet.
Don't Tell Matt Ryan We're 7-0
Fact: Matt Ryan doesn't drink skim milk. It's for sissies.
Don't Count Out Sean Weatherspoon Yet
Fact: Spoon.
What if the Falcons Don't Win the Turnover Battle?
Fact: Michael Vick is a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
Nobody Cares About Vick
Fact: Michael Vick smells like cheese.
The Eagles' New-Look Defense
Fact: Falcons eat eagle eggs for breakfast - preferably with a nice hollandaise sauce.
Corey Peters Returns From Injury
Fact: Corey Peters eats six pounds of pineapple a day. And he likes it.
Don't Suck Offensive Line
Fact: Tyson Clabo once sat on a puppy - and he didn't even apologize.
Michael Turner Doesn't Like Sucking
Fact: Michael Turner once ate an entire cheese wheel. And I wasn't even mad.
