Happy Tuesday, Falcoholics! It’s a brand new day. And the Falcons still suck at football. But look at the bright side, which is, well, we’ll get back to you once we figure out what that is exactly.
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I brought you this week’s edition of “3 up, 3 down.” And trust me, it wasn’t easy to find 3 players who fit in the “up” column, but we did it. If the season ended today, the Falcons would have the 9th overall pick in the NFL draft. They’d probably use it to draft another mediocre pass rusher who would disappoint us.
David Walker and Evan Birchfield tried to make sense of Sunday’s loss on the latest Falcoholic podcast. Meanwhile, Dave Choate’s recap is a can’t-miss if you like to relive unpleasant things.
Adnan Ikic brought us this week’s edition of “fantasy stud and dud.” If you’re wondering who the stud was, I’ll give you a hint: His job is to kick the football and he doesn’t suck at his job.
The Falcons can’t seem to play good football without Julio Jones on the field, which is absolutely a cause for concern going forward.
And last but not least, the Falcons made some changes to their practice squad, including the addition of training camp favorite Tony Brooks-James.
Go forth, Falcoholics. Conquer the day.