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Falcoholinks: All the Falcons news you need for Tuesday, Dec. 24

Fact: Julio Jones’ dentist doesn’t make him floss

NFL: DEC 22 Jaguars at Falcons

Merry Christmas Eve, Falcoholics! If you haven’t finished all your Christmas shopping, take a deep breath and remember this: gifting booze and/or gift cards is never a bad idea. If you’re here because you need a break from your least favorite uncle’s half-cocked, drunken rants about things that are neither merry nor bright, then I welcome you.

David Walker’s offensive and defensive players of the game is definitely worth a read. In the alternative, if you’re looking to do a deep dive into something written by someone considerably less talented, this week’s edition of “3 up, 3 down” is mediocre at best. That said, you won’t want to miss The Falcoholic’s recap.

It’s amazing how easy winning can be when your star players play well. The formula itself isn’t super complicated, unless you’re the Falcons. Our tweet recap has everything you need: tears, raucous laughter, and broken records.

If you’re still paying attention to fantasy football, then there’s probably some money or bragging rights at stake. Stay informed by checking out our fantasy stud and dud. Or don’t. We just care about you and want to see you do well. And while we’re on the subject, would it kill you to call your mother once a week?!

No go forth, Falcoholics! Make the holidays ... something.