Yet you’ll be watching, because you’re a loyalist and you have nothing better to do on a Thursday night. I have that on good authority.
Given that, here’s the info and tracker you’ll need from us. Enjoy, folks, because we’re one week away from the season opener!
Time: Thursday, August 30, 7:00 p.m. EST
Location: Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Atlanta, Georgia
TV Channel: CW
Streaming: NFL Gamepass
Announcers: Justin Kutcher and Coy Wire
Radio: 92.9 The Game
Prediction: Falcons do win this one, 24-20
Key Questions: Who will emerge at returner? Will fan favorites like Jonathan Celestin and...well, mostly Jonathan Celestin grab roster spots? Will this game be watchable?
SB Nation Opposition Site: The Phinsider