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In honor of everyone’s favorite holiday (haha not really) - Valentine’s Day - I decided to probe the Falcons community on twitter for some of their best valentines day cards featuring the Falcons.
I have so many regrets.
Many of you chimed in and I just decided to let the darkness wash over me like a cleansing fire. Here are some of the best we’ve seen today. Happy effing Valentines day.
Things had never been better
— Falcoholic Matt (@FalcoholicMatt) February 14, 2018
It was impossible to fall
And then Shanahan
Didn't run the damn ball#falconsvalentinesday
Roses are red
— playcall pitiful (@_fortheloveofAj) February 14, 2018
Yellow lights make you yield
Why did we run that PA boot
and cut off half of the field? https://t.co/sISlx6FWTN
This is already going incredibly well.
We were such a pair
— CARTZ (@pollotropicartz) February 14, 2018
We were meant to be
But your love was deflected
Off Keanu Neal’s knee #FalconsValentineCards
Oh god, what have I done.
Roses are red
— Kyle McClendon (@KyleWMcClendon) February 14, 2018
Violets are blue
I want to get
Fast and physical with you #FalconsValentineCards
O.o
That escalated quickly.
Sugar, spice
— Kendall Jackson, 24-23 with 10 seconds left (@projectjax) February 14, 2018
And everything nice
Falcons tried for a ring
And failed twice#FalconsValentineCards
DAMMIT.
"My Interior D isn't soft for you "#FalconsValentineCards
— #WOKEN Löwkey Cönfucius (@JalenMuhammad) February 14, 2018
Falcons have to focus on the interior D this off-season am I right???
@TheFalcoholic
— Bhavik Patel (@bhavikjpatel) February 14, 2018
The Falcons will be back
Don't be so downey
But why don't we
Just trade for Clowney #FalconsValentineCards
I think Dave is fully on-board with this idea.
Roses are red
— Tim Williams (@timwilliamsart) February 14, 2018
Their leaves are green
I'm pretty damn sure
Keanu broke Snead's spleen. #FalconsValentineCards pic.twitter.com/KlyYXg5ZSw
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
Roses are red, violets are blue
— Jeanna (@jeannathomas) February 14, 2018
Thank God you’re not a Saints fan
So I don’t have to dump you #FalconsValentineCards
Saints fans need not apply, just FYI.
Roses are red
— The Falcoholic (@TheFalcoholic) February 14, 2018
Sunflowers are yellow
If you want to score today
Don't throw it to Ty Sambrailo#FalconsValentineCards
Presented without comment.
my love will never fade
— charles mcdonald (@FourVerts) February 14, 2018
as vast as the sea
please, reciprocate it for once
it was 28-3#FalconsValentineCards
Roses are red, and they are pretty
— Jeanna (@jeannathomas) February 14, 2018
Blowing a 28-3 lead was extremely shitty #FalconsValentineCards
Oh Charles and Jeanna. WHY? WHY!?!
"I love you as much as Kyle Shanahan hates running the ball in the fourth quarter"#FalconsValentineCards
— Plain ole DW (@FalcoholicDW) February 14, 2018
It’s too late. I’ve also embraced the darkness. Like a damned valentine.
Roses are red
— The Falcoholic (@TheFalcoholic) February 14, 2018
Some shrubs are gorsy
Why didn't you guys
Ever bring home Glenn Dorsey#FalconsValentineCards
I swear to god, this guy will never live this down.
Roses are red
— Hope Alexandria (@gstringkila) February 14, 2018
Saints are Trasho
And Matt Ryan is more elite
than Joe Flacco #FalconsValentineCards
Damn right.
If you give me your heart this valentines, i promise not to drop it. #FalconsValentineCards pic.twitter.com/bjbRO903N3
— Marcus Sniffles (@Marcus_Sniffles) February 14, 2018
Hello darkness my old friend...
‘Twas first and goal
— Joey Jones (@ACjoeyjones) February 14, 2018
You’d think we’d have scored
But alas Sark called for
a shovel to Ward#FalconsValentineCards
I’ve come to talk to you again...
And the best of the day? Has to be this one:
— Ryan (@rhopkins_) February 14, 2018
Thanks to everyone for participating and making me question why the hell I root for this team (just like every other day). I leave you with this in the true spirit of the holiday: