Falcons vs. Dolphins preseason odds, for the true degenerates in the fanbase

At The Falcoholic, we live to serve our readership. We do so even when we’re a little concerned about our readers, like when they’re betting on preseason games.

So it is with a wary heart that we bring to you news that the Falcons are very slight underdogs to the Dolphins, likely because this game is being played in the state of Florida and not Georgia. The opening line has the Dolphins at two point favorites, which is basically a coin toss.

I personally think I’d favor the Falcons because the Dolphins are going to be on their third-string quarterback about ten minutes into this game, but I’m not going to get overly worked up about it, considering the circumstances.

As a public service announcement, we would urge you not to spend a lot of money betting on a preseason game, but you do you.