Throughout this preseason, I have tried so very hard to get you to stop gambling on preseason games. But you, in your persistence and disregard for others, have finally caused me to quit. I can no longer stand by, tears in my eyes, as you spiral downward.
So I’m just going to enable you instead, because that’s much easier, and I want you to leave this place before the dark stain of your immorality spreads over others. The Falcons are favored by 3.5 points over the Jaguars, which means nothing after they were favored against the Cardinals and were summarily thumped.
That game should have illustrated the danger of betting in any capacity on a preseason game, and the fourth preseason game most of all. Nothing of consequence happens for the starters, which means Daniel Brunskill holds your money in his hands. He can do with it what he likes. Please, put your wallet away, you are not well.
Anyways, you got your odds. Begone, you monster!