Look, every man has a limit, and for me it’s asking you to consider the odds and score predictions for the fourth preseason game in the year of our Football Gods 2016. We all know that it is even more deeply meaningless than usual, and it seems borderline cruel to pretend otherwise.
So instead, I’m going to open this up to your most random predictions. Predictions on the size of the crowd, predictions about the two third-string Falcons who will get sacks in this game, predictions about how many times Dan Quinn will mention physicality in his post-game press conference, and so forth. We’re almost done with the preseason, the Falcons will be playing meaningful games where we’re going to care deeply about the odds and the potential final score, so let’s save those energies for those moments. This can be something a little more lighthearted.
Predict away! If you get something right, never stop talking about it.