Halloween is almost here, and that means it’s time for us to share our best ideas on what Falcons players should dress up as, because we are very serious journalists.
Matt Ryan - Jack the Ripper
Wearing a costume representing the most notorious serial killer of all time, it’s only appropriate for the man who is currently murdering defensive secondaries every week. - The DW
Vic Beasley - Sonic the Hedgehog
He’s extraordinarily fast, he blows by obstacles that would challenge a slower, more mortal man, and his spin move just serves to slow him down. He also needs rings to live. - Dave Choate
Paul Worrilow - a lunchpail full of grits (God, this is awful)
Find me a grittier player in the NFL than Paul Worrilow that is more prepared to get to work. You can’t. He embodies the toughness of steel-cut grits and is ready to tackle offensive players like it’s just another day at the office. - Matt Chambers
Mohamed Sanu - Casper the Friendly Ghost
The Falcons’ number two receiver spooks defensive backs as he catches everything thrown his way. - Kendall Jackson
Dan Quinn - Stone Cold Steve Austin
This is so incredibly obvious. - Jeanna Thomas
Our readers weighed in on Twitter with their best ideas, too.
There were many, many fun ideas on what Julio Jones should dress up as for Halloween.
@jeannathomas Julio Jones = Cthulhu. Destroyer of worlds. To look upon him drives devensive backs insane— Sobol (@BarstoolSobol) October 29, 2016
@jeannathomas Julio has to be Cyborg. Half man, half machine— Jaylon T. Thompson (@jaylonthompson) October 29, 2016
There were some excellent ideas for Matt Ryan, too.
@jeannathomas Matt Ryan would be Woody from Toy Story— They Call Me G (@54YoThoughts) October 29, 2016
Plenty of ideas for other players, too.
@jeannathomas: Jonathan Babineaux should dress up as a battleship IMO— LLC (@L_Crosby) October 29, 2016
@jeannathomas Free as Nightcrawler. Dude dissappears into thin air only to reappear 4 yards downfield!— Jason Wenzel (@jasonwenzel) October 29, 2016
And some of our readers let us know which Falcons player they’d like to dress up as this Halloween.
I would be a Predator wearing a Julio jersey, would be the best description of him on the field tbh https://t.co/fcUoWW2YbM— Fox Mulder (@illmaticJJ) October 29, 2016
@jeannathomas If Jonathan Massaquoi was still there I'd go as Chainsaw Massaquoi— Michael Moore (@MikeDrop_) October 29, 2016
@jeannathomas Grady Jarret jersey holding a baby hammer because you know..— Travis McCaslin (@Travis_Mccaslin) October 29, 2016
What’s your best Falcons Halloween costume idea?