What would you get the Falcons for Christmas?

We're all in the Christmas spirit, so it's time to think about what you'd give this team if you had the choice. Any enjoyment and/or improvement to the team that you get out of this gift is optional.

You can give the gift of a #2 receiver to Matt Ryan, a new coach or coaching staff for the entire franchise, or just give everybody the black uniforms that you guys all seem to covet. The only criteria is that you have fun, dangit.

In the interest of taking a day off to recharge our collective batteries, we're going to open things up via a rare open thread for you this fine Friday. Follow the site rules, of course, but talk about anything you like after you answer our initial question above.

Enjoy!