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The Atlanta Falcons pulled off quite a win on Thursday Night Football. Coming off of a bad loss in Cincinnati and a short week to prepare, they dominated the Buccaneers in every phase of the game.
I saw this tweet prior to the game and thought, "Yeah, that would be nice."
Ready to see game 1 offense tonight. #riseup (@ Georgia Dome for @TBBuccaneers vs @Atlanta_Falcons in Atlanta, GA) https://t.co/ohd2AlR0Ui
— Carla McClendon (@CarlaJevonne) September 18, 2014
Some people thought that NFL Network's analysts' unanimous Falcons picks were indicative of their intelligence.
Such smart guys on @nflnetwork... Unanimous on the #Falcons to win! #RiseUp #ATLvsTB
— Wendy Adams (@wendyradio) September 19, 2014
Other fans were concerned.
I always get concerned when everyone picks the Falcons to win.
— Krissy Brierre (@krissybri) September 19, 2014
Marshall Faulk picking the Falcons to win? We are doomed.
— Matt (@FalconsM5) September 19, 2014
This may have actually been the pre-game pep talk.
DO. YOUR. JOB
— Kristen (@kristenm2185) September 19, 2014
Let's go to our own FalconsM5 for a pre-game score update.
The score is currently the Saints 2014 wins to the Saints 2014 wins. Oh, I guess the game hasn't even started, why did I mention the score?
— Matt (@FalconsM5) September 19, 2014
The Falcons looked sharp early. Devin Hester set the tone with a solid kick return and the offense moved the ball efficiently, scoring in just under three minutes.
MATT and WHOOLEEOH down by the schoolyard. #PaulSimonKindOf
— Ted Glover (@purplebuckeye) September 19, 2014
Why can't the Falcons play every game at home
— Alex Welch (@alexmwelch) September 19, 2014
This Matt Ryan kid may have a future in this here NFL RT @ToddMcclure62 Smooth like butter. Does not get any easier.
— The DW (@TheWalkerman) September 19, 2014
Atlanta Falcons chose your fate: Are you playing at home? Yes = score immediately. Are you on the road? Yes = throw nine interceptions.
— Alex Welch (@alexmwelch) September 19, 2014
A former Falcons quarterback weighed in with some kind words about Matt Ryan.
Matt Ryan is a great one! He's improving every season
— Mike Vick (@MikeVick) September 19, 2014
Atlanta looked solid on defense, also.
This is the Falcons first defensive series of the year that did not end in a touchdown.
— Matt (@FalconsM5) September 19, 2014
Things got a little crazy on this play. Devin Hester to the rescue!
OK, guys. Listen. Matt, pass to Levine, fumble, recovered by Bucs, fumble caused by Hester, recovered by Hester. Got it? #TBvsATL
— Jay Adams (@FalconsJAdams) September 19, 2014
That was too much for my heart.
— Kendall Jackson (@projectjax) September 19, 2014
LOLOLOL!!! WHEW!!! LUCKY BOUNCE!! #Falcons #ATLvsTB
— DaRreLL (@Poppa_Falcon) September 19, 2014
Thank God for that save
— Lord Hudson (@L0rd91) September 19, 2014
That is the most Falcons play ever.
— Josh Gamez (@gamez_time76) September 19, 2014
The offense was not deterred, however.
Pitch. Meet Catch. @M_Ryan02 and his band of merry receivers.
— Chris Dimino (@chrisdimino) September 19, 2014
Fans in the Georgia Dome heard a lot of Steven Jackson's theme song, Turn Down for What, last night.
We gon turn down for what allllllllll damn night!!!! @jeannathomas
— WonderJaye (@WonderJaye) September 19, 2014
Don't ask @sj39 if he has anything left in the tank....old-fashioned, hard-earned, 'get-off-me' 2-yard score! #TBvsATL
— Reid Ferrin (@FalconsRFerrin) September 19, 2014
Oh, yeah, and this happened. Obviously Matt Ryan was fine.
Matt Ryan apparently got hit in eye with pyrotechnic spark before game. Clearly not bothering him now. 10-11 for 110 yards, 2 TDs. #TDvsATL
— Paul Newberry (@pnewberry1963) September 19, 2014
The team played well in all three phases.
Oh wow I didn't know Atlanta had a BRICK WALL on their team
— Katie Nolan (@katienolan) September 19, 2014
THE ATLANTA FALCONS PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL TEAM
— Rembert Browne (@rembert) September 19, 2014
I think the Falcons will be statistically the best defense in the league by the end of this game.
— Matt (@FalconsM5) September 19, 2014
I don't think Matt Ryan even tells Julio Jones what the play is. "Just run down that way 20 yards and look for the ball."
— Alex Welch (@alexmwelch) September 19, 2014
This ain't little league. Run up the score Smitty.
— Rev. Wessy Jackson (@NujabWes) September 19, 2014
The Bucs did not play well any of the three phases.
I don't know what they're playing RT @AnglingNArchery: @JennaLaineBucs Are the bucs playing a prevent?
— JennaLaineBucs (@JennaLaineBucs) September 19, 2014
Yuccaneers too cliche or nah?
— mike freeman (@mikefreemanNFL) September 19, 2014
Remember that time a lot of people picked Tampa to win the division?
— JW of La Familia (@MidwestATLFALC) September 19, 2014
Go home Tampa Bay, you're drunk. #TBvsATL #TNF
— Bonnie Bowman (@b0nnie22) September 19, 2014
This game is going like a Warren Sapp prediction!
— The DW (@TheWalkerman) September 19, 2014
Second-year safety Kemal Ishmael had a fantastic pick-six, adding insult to hypothetical injury for the Buccaneers.
ASKJDFLAKSJGKAL;JKLAJFKADLSJFADSKLJFADS
— Krissy Brierre (@krissybri) September 19, 2014
WHAT JUST HAPPENED MY GOD I’M SO HAPPY
— The DW (@TheWalkerman) September 19, 2014
IS THIS REAL LIFE!?!?!?
— Josh Gamez (@gamez_time76) September 19, 2014
This is a pretty boss way to score a touchdown. #TNF #TBvsATL pic.twitter.com/5P3d8c777H
— NFLonCBS (@NFLonCBS) September 19, 2014
Oh no, Matt Bosher had a short punt and Matt Bryant missed a 59-yard field goal attempt. DOOM. Just kidding, it didn't matter.
Short kickoff there by Bosher, but I'll forgive him with all that new cash in his pockets weighing him down and all.
— Steve (@SteveInBrooklyn) September 19, 2014
Matt Bryant juuuuust missed a 59 yarder. May have clipped his own giant balls with his cleats.
— The Falcoholic (@TheFalcoholic) September 19, 2014
Matt Bryant, it's not your fault. It's not your fault.
— Alex Welch (@alexmwelch) September 19, 2014
This is a valid question.
Why are all these people tweeting nonFalcon stuff?
— Reb (@elbowpickle) September 19, 2014
There were some sloppy moments. There were penalties and a few Falcons turnovers that weren't great.
Welp, now Antone Smith will never get another offensive snap the rest of his career.
— Matt (@FalconsM5) September 19, 2014
Out of all the times to use Antone Smith, near the goal line seems like the wrong spot. Especially with the way Jackson is running.
— Alex Welch (@alexmwelch) September 19, 2014
And Harry Douglas went down with a foot injury and did not return. Here's hoping he's fine.
Falcons depth chart after Douglas: Devin Hester Maybe TJ Yates Arthur Blank's nephew
— Alex Welch (@alexmwelch) September 19, 2014
Devin Hester had himself a day. He was a key element of the Falcons' offensive performance, saving a turnover and scoring on a fun reverse. Most importantly, he broke Deion Sanders' record for return touchdowns.
A Devin Hester reverse for a touchdown. I want to take this game home and make sweet, passionate love to it after the first date.
— Demetrius (@fergoe) September 19, 2014
Welcome to Atlanta, Devin Hester. Please, stay and enjoy our wonderful downtown and attractions.
— Lindsay Crosby (@L_Crosby) September 19, 2014
In front of his former coach, Devin Hester just broke Deion Sanders' career record with his 20th career return touchdown #TBvsATL
— Around The NFL (@AroundTheNFL) September 19, 2014
HESTER DID THE "DEION" AND THIS PLACE ERUPTED!!!! ijkksfjkdsjsgs
— everything i'm not (@No_Cut_Card) September 19, 2014
Thank you @ChicagoBears for Devin Hester
— Kristen (@kristenm2185) September 19, 2014
If Devin Hester gets a sack, he is officially the greatest Free Agent signing in sports history. #TBvsATL
— Ed G (@EdGrohl) September 19, 2014
Players from around the @nfl took to Twitter to congratulate @D_Hest23. View the tweets here: http://t.co/jibbWQhjSc #TBvsATL
— Jay Adams (@FalconsJAdams) September 19, 2014
Don't kick to Hester. Lovie Smith should know this.
— Matt (@FalconsM5) September 19, 2014
Wow RT @WillBrinson: The Buccaneers (66) have less total yards than Devin Hester (82) right now. And he's beating them 14-0.
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) September 19, 2014
The one thing that seemed to be missing was a Falcons sack.
Gah, so damn close to the first sack of the season.
— The Falcoholic (@TheFalcoholic) September 19, 2014
And then the Falcons did get sacks. Plural. Finally.
IT'S A SACK!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY, IT IS A SACK!!!
— Josh Gamez (@gamez_time76) September 19, 2014
That's 2 sacks! I seen them both
— Coach B (@BMcCoy20) September 19, 2014
All your quarterback belong to us!
— Andy (@ace3131) September 19, 2014
The Bucs were bad. Just shockingly bad.
Even when Tampa has a first down, they don't because they can't catch.
— Kendall Jackson (@projectjax) September 19, 2014
@TheFalcoholic I like how the Bucs OC is hiding his lips like we want to steal these plays they're running.
— Dane Buttlerworth (@FunkMasterDave) September 19, 2014
Tampa Bay should try: up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right B,A, Select Start. #atlvsTB #tbvsatl #riseup #falcons
— HometeamBrandonLeak (@Hometeam_BLeak) September 19, 2014
Trestman. And booze probably RT @Paul_Jackiewicz not that this is all Josh McCown's fault, but what made ppl think he's a viable starter?
— Justin Higdon (@afc2nfc) September 19, 2014
Bucs might not come out after halftime
— Repeat offender (@reggie_843) September 19, 2014
This game will soon violate obscenity laws.
— Michael Tanier (@MikeTanier) September 19, 2014
"@PatYazESPN: Turning point right there!" EL OH EL
— JW of La Familia (@MidwestATLFALC) September 19, 2014
I think, legally, the Falcons are bullying Tampa Bay and probably need to ease off them.
— Matt (@FalconsM5) September 19, 2014
Tampa Bay Buccaneers wish they could go to three weeks ago when everyone thought they were going to make the playoffs.
— Matt (@FalconsM5) September 19, 2014
The Bucs are a team comprised entirely of Patrick Robinson.
— Michael Flowers (@RosewoodOrDie) September 19, 2014
Bucs fans next to me so salty. He's tweeting away on his blackberry lol
— Preya ॐ (@PreyaMargarita) September 19, 2014
Julio Jones almost had his second career interception to end the first half, but alas...
Fact RT @XFINITYSports: Not even Julio Jones can catch passes from a #Buccaneers QB #TBvsATL
— Krissy Brierre (@krissybri) September 19, 2014
Some Falcons players have unique talents.
Levine Toilolo: All-Pro at picking up teammates. Already flashing his talents two plays into the game. #RiseUp
— Lindsay Crosby (@L_Crosby) September 19, 2014
Hawley is amazingly fast at getting downfield to celebrate TDs
— Steve (@SteveInBrooklyn) September 19, 2014
Head coach Mike Smith was mic'd up for the game, but the NFL should have actually asked Arif for his input prior to making that decision.
It's not too late to give that mic to Bryan Cox or Mike Tice.
— Arif Hasan (@ArifHasanNFL) September 19, 2014
At times it felt like a preseason game, mainly because the backups came in and there were a lot of penalties.
That ref will not receive a hand tossed vase from Hawley this Christmas. #Falcons
— Aaron Siders (@AaronSiders) September 19, 2014
These refs are throwing so many flags they might as well be in the colorguard
— Taylor ☪ (@TaylorElainexo) September 19, 2014
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO ALL THESE FLAGS
— Preya ॐ (@PreyaMargarita) September 19, 2014
I think we can take the starters out now Coach Smith...plus I need to go to sleep lol #ATLvsTB
— Ms. Rise Up (@Shantigo) September 19, 2014
Was that penalty called for "Unnecessary Refness"?
— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) September 19, 2014
High praise for Mike Glennon.
Glennon doesn't look bad when he has an entire second to throw
— FAKE (@angrywhodat) September 19, 2014
Don't mess with Joe Brawley.
Joe Brawley don't put up with that. pic.twitter.com/GCWORtUdAb
— Matt (@FalconsM5) September 19, 2014
You misspelled Brawley. RT @TheFalcoholic: Joe Hawley fightin' around the world.
— Jeanna (@jeannathomas) September 19, 2014
Julio Jones is just phenomenal.
CAUGHT OH MY GOD JULIO WITH A RIDICULOUS CATCH
— Kendall Jackson (@projectjax) September 19, 2014
Quintorris Lopez Jones >>>>
— Arturo D. Great, MBA (@Real_KingArthur) September 19, 2014
Have I made it clear that the Bucs looked really bad?
Josh McCown's passer rating a t time he left game was 22.2, 126.8 points behind Matt Ryan's.
— Knox Bardeen (@KnoxonFox) September 19, 2014
Breaking News:CBS reached a deal with the NFL allowing Tampa Bay 5 downs per series in 2nd half in attempt to hold viewers.
— David Koechner (@DavidKoechner) September 19, 2014
Tampa is that you ?? #BLOWOUT pic.twitter.com/bwHmNJDBzm
— Mike Epps (@TheRealMikeEpps) September 19, 2014
Here's a quick recap of the Falcons beating the Buccaneers 35-0 at halftime. @TheFalcoholic http://t.co/aclm0iVR7d
— Steve ΦΔΘ (@SIra_92) September 19, 2014
#Bucs #TBvsATL pic.twitter.com/YaCobTZV8E
— Bonnie Bowman (@b0nnie22) September 19, 2014
Almost ... Y'all ain't pray hard enough at halftime TB
— J A C (@JacOnMac) September 19, 2014
Falcons AD gotta stop scheduling this sorry team every year.
— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) September 19, 2014
What the hell is Tampa's strategy to end this game with 23 minutes left on the clock?
— Steve (@SteveInBrooklyn) September 19, 2014
@ArifHasanNFL Not a good week for teams that travel by ship.
— MrHurriicane (@mrhurriicane) September 19, 2014
Florida State Vs The Falcons would of been a better game
— I HATE VA (@I_HATE_VA) September 19, 2014
SAD BUCS FAN DOWN 49-0! http://t.co/sdYC2jkTlR pic.twitter.com/wBpIQiC57H
— SB Nation (@SBNation) September 19, 2014
Bucs have 102 total yards of offense and 80 yards in penalties.
— Knox Bardeen (@KnoxonFox) September 19, 2014
I have no words. This Bucs team traveled here from the 1970's and #Falcons mimicing the '07 Pats. This game in one word: WELP. #RiseUp
— Adam Schultz (@AdamLSchultz) September 19, 2014
LOLOL RT @EyeOnNFL: Even Freddie Falcon's tackling better than the Buccaneers tonight. pic.twitter.com/XYjLYFncqV (via @johnbreech)
— Krissy Brierre (@krissybri) September 19, 2014
Wait. Its still the third quarter? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #Falcons
— Adam Schultz (@AdamLSchultz) September 19, 2014
The Bucs' points pic.twitter.com/gBKXESfIZ0
— Matt (@TheBravesAddict) September 19, 2014
#IfIwereaBucsfan I wouldn't talk trash. Ever.
— Reb (@elbowpickle) September 19, 2014
That said, the Falcons looked beyond dominant.
......and Roddy's NOT playing. #Falcons #ATLvsTB #BUCS
— DaRreLL (@Poppa_Falcon) September 19, 2014
I am amazed at how similar this is to last week. The Bucs are playing the role of the #Falcons and the Falcons are playing the role of Cincy
— Dustin Black (@dustyblack7520) September 19, 2014
ALL FALCONS EVERYTHING!!!!!!
— Preya ॐ (@PreyaMargarita) September 19, 2014
This is a clown show at this point.
— Josh Gamez (@gamez_time76) September 19, 2014
LEAVE NO DOUBT! #DIRTYBIRDS
— Nathan Owens (@iam_owens) September 19, 2014
Am I a bad person for enjoying this beat down so much...... actually on second thought, I don't care. #Falcons @TheFalcoholic #RiseUp
— Dustin Black (@dustyblack7520) September 19, 2014
Falcons 56 points are the 2nd most points the team has scored in a regular season game in franchise history. ATL had 62 vs. Saints in '73.
— Reggie Roberts (@FalconsPR) September 19, 2014
Best. Picture. In. World. History. RT @SBNationGIF: Atlanta brass is feeling it. pic.twitter.com/qMEvFwT21S
— princey shembo. (@NFLBadwitch) September 19, 2014
I think even the #Falcons are tired of beating the Bucs at this point.
— Dustin Black (@dustyblack7520) September 19, 2014
56 points. 488 total yards. Two records broken. And one thoroughly impressive Falcons win. http://t.co/KYbcunUF6W pic.twitter.com/upb7cSvHSU
— NBC Sports (@NBCSports) September 19, 2014
Falcons put up 56 points with third-leading receiver a fullback. Drink it in
— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) September 19, 2014
This game was so magical that many of us questioned if it was real or some kind of collective hallucination.
What in the ever-loving world is happening right now
— The DW (@TheWalkerman) September 19, 2014
T.J. Yates just hit Eric Weems on a beautiful deep pass. Now I know I'm in a deep, deep slumber.
— The Falcoholic (@TheFalcoholic) September 19, 2014
If I wake up and realize this was all a beautiful, beautiful dream I'm going to be super-annoyed.
— Jeanna (@jeannathomas) September 19, 2014
Matt Ryan played a phenomenal game.
Ryan's completion percentage tonight is 87.5. EIGHTY. SEVEN. POINT. FIVE.
— Jeanna (@jeannathomas) September 19, 2014
I hate that "e" word but..... RT @jeannathomas Ryan 21 of 24, 286 yards, 3 TDs, 155.9 passer rating. WOW.
— Josh Gamez (@gamez_time76) September 19, 2014
The first 3 games of the season have seen Matt Ryan set single-game career-highs for passing yards, completion rate and QB rating.
— Chris Wesseling (@ChrisWesseling) September 19, 2014
Yet he's still so humble.
Matt Ryan's introducing himself to people like they don't know who he is. LOL.
— Jeanna (@jeannathomas) September 19, 2014
Warren Sapp is just incapable of not embarrassing himself in these situations.
"@WarrenSapp: My view ATL fans! #GetOne pic.twitter.com/BFdyaMXX9K" Still 56-0 on your tv? Glad to see it
— JW of La Familia (@MidwestATLFALC) September 19, 2014
Warren Sapp put all his Bucs memorabilia around his tv so he would have something to look at other than the game.
— Jeanna (@jeannathomas) September 19, 2014
Same with this guy. (Pro tip: his name is Jim Nantz.)
Atlanta still stinks, Jim Nance. There are only so many games you can take against winless teams at home.
— Michael Salfino (@MichaelSalfino) September 19, 2014
Bless their hearts.
Just score at least 3 bro pic.twitter.com/plDOu6FPfO
— 0-3 (@TB_BUCFAN4LIFE) September 19, 2014
If I was Lovie Smith I probably wouldn't allow any moms in the locker room for a few minutes after tonight's game
— Connor (@connordoinwork) September 19, 2014
Tampa should get mini Lombardi trophies for participation.
— Andrew Lind (@AndrewMLind) September 19, 2014
Say what u want about coach Schiani but that guy knew how 2 lose a game the right way
— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) September 19, 2014
Saints fans took comfort in the Bucs' misery.
— Adam West (@askmetostay323) September 19, 2014
I hope Steve is right.
@TheFalcoholic Every. Week. Dave.
— Steve (@SteveInBrooklyn) September 19, 2014
The Bucs finally scored, and it was the very definition of garbage time points
Shutout's gone after Vincent Jackson scored for the Bucs. 56-6. Oh noes.
— The Falcoholic (@TheFalcoholic) September 19, 2014
And the comeback begins! Do the Bucs have 8 unanswered TDs in them? Eh, screw it, I'm going to bed.
— Andrew Perloff (@andrewperloff) September 19, 2014
You gotta think that score is a momentum changer, if they played 27 quarters in a football game.
— Ted Glover (@purplebuckeye) September 19, 2014
@jeannathomas we just can't have nice things…
— Angie (@Orabel3) September 19, 2014
@jeannathomas Only need 7 recovered onside kicks and this is a ball game
— Steve (@SteveInBrooklyn) September 19, 2014
A T.J. Yates pick-six? Eh, who cares.
T.J. Yates chucks a pick-six. The Buccaneers now have two scores. DOOM
— The Falcoholic (@TheFalcoholic) September 19, 2014
Yaters gonna Yate
— J. Ames (@jawnames) September 19, 2014
@TheFalcoholic PUT RYAN BACK IN THIS ONE IS GETTING TOO CLOSE
— Jacob Valleroy (@jacob_valleroy) September 19, 2014
With their interception, the #Bucs ended their league-worst 177 straight opponent pass attempts without an INT.
— Coy Wire (@CoyWire) September 19, 2014
And the nominees for tweet of the night are...
"The Falcons offense looks a bit different in the second half. You'll notice Matt Ryan is wearing a beer-dispensing helmet."
— Alex Welch (@alexmwelch) September 19, 2014
This Atlanta & Tampa Bay looks like you were playing your friend in Madden & he died, but you decided to finish the game before calling 911.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) September 19, 2014
Well we were playing a NFL drinking game but ran out of beers... @Atlanta_Falcons #RiseUp
— SweetWater Brewery (@sweetwaterbrew) September 19, 2014
What’s worse than being on a team losing 56-0? Realizing the team that cut you is down 56-0: http://t.co/xiq6HPNFhe pic.twitter.com/OLTTGJxOtR
— SB Nation (@SBNation) September 19, 2014
Y'all need me to suit up Bucs???
— Eric LeGrand (@EricLeGrand52) September 19, 2014
I think Lovie texted DOME to 69050 @Atlanta_Falcons #TBvsATL @jeannathomas pic.twitter.com/wO4zDhMKyU
— DADDY ICE (@DaddyIce2) September 19, 2014
The Bucs' performance, summarized in one glorious Vine.
see here it is "@Steve_OS: What an absolutely perfect snap. https://t.co/DCWUTa4xxB"
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) September 19, 2014
Enjoy your Victory Friday, Falcons fans.
Best part about the game: Normal heart rate, my blood pressure is fine and my dogs aren't hiding from me after screaming at the tv #Falcons
— Aaron Siders (@AaronSiders) September 19, 2014
I think the @Atlanta_Falcons just scored again.
— Derek (@iNeverEmpty) September 19, 2014
Why cant i wipe this big smile off my face??? I think i will call it my #56PointSmile #VictoryFriday
— T.J. Tyre (@DirtyBird28) September 19, 2014