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Pacman Jones claims he's better return man than Devin Hester; hilarity ensues

Fact: Devin Hester's cleats regularly get blisters

Scott Cunningham

Devin Hester doesn't have to prove himself, because his career speaks for itself. He's returned 18 kick offs and punts for touchdowns. He's averaged 24.8 yards per kickoff return and 12.2 yards per punt return. He's amassed nearly 9,000 return yards and almost 12,000 all-purpose yards. He once beat a cheetah in a foot race. I'm serious, he really did. In short, he's a boss.

But haters gonna hate and, ya know, beat up on exotic dancers, have a member of their entourage shoot someone, associate with known drug dealers, etc. I digress.

"I'm sorry: He's a good returner, but he's not better than me," Jones said of Hester. "He's played more games than me, way more games than me. I don't feel like there's anybody better than me when I'm right there. I've said that a long time before right now."

This is just funny. Pacman can't be serious. And if he is, then he's sorely mistaken.

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