Let's be honest, most of us don't have immediate access to the Falcons brass. But we can dream, right? We can picture a scenario where that isn't true. And in this scenario, we have the ability to simply pick up our phones and call Arthur Blank, Thomas Dimitroff, or Mike Smith, just because we have a question that needs answering.
I know what you're thinking: "James, what's this kooky crap you're wasting my time with?!" Trust me though, this is going to be fun.
And here's where the fun begins. In the comments, pose your question. It's a question you're directing to one of three people, Blank, Dimitroff, or Smith. Make it clear who you're posing the question to, and make it something worth answering (i.e., don't ask Smitty why he sucks at coaching). Put simply, serious questions only. If you see questions others have posed that you'd like to answer, have at it! Pretend you're Arthur Blank and give your best Scrooge McDuck impression. Or pretend you're Thomas Dimitroff and recommend a hair product that holds without making your hair look wet.