Here at the Flaccoholic we're obviously wacko for Flacco. Let's kick off our dedicated coverage of the iconic quarterback with a stroll down memory lane to revisit some of Joe Flacco's most elite moments.
We all remember this momentous occasion that changed all of our lives forever. Fans continue to patiently wait for the day when the team is renamed the Atlanta Flaccons. It will be a joyous day indeed.
You can't spell elite without F-L-A-C-C-O. Well, you can, but there should be a law against it.
Fun fact: this photo became the most-retweeted photo of all time simply because Joe Flacco is in it twice. Another fun fact: Joe Flacco can bend the rules of time and space to be in the same photo twice. Yet another fun fact: all of this is made possible by the fact that Joe Flacco is an elite quarterback.
Fun fact: the character of Walter White in the popular television series Breaking Bad is based on Joe Flacco, except that Joe Flacco never really needed to manufacture and sell methamphetamine because he makes a very respectable salary as an elite quarterback in the National Football League.
Joe Flacco just realized that the character of Walter White is probably not actually based on Joe Flacco. Joe Flacco should take solace in the fact that he is an elite quarterback.
Forget the Hall of Fame. When a quarterback reaches the heights of eliteness that Joe Flacco, and only Joe Flacco, has accomplished, he deserves more elite recognition.
On a scale of "Joe Flacco seems like a nice young man," to "I want to marry Joe Flacco and have his elite babies," how much do you love Joe Flacco?
Special thanks to our own Alex Welch for these elite photos of Joe Flacco.