I wrote this before the game even started, so I'm going to take a wild guess as to what's going on at halftime.
The Falcons leapt out to an early lead behind Michael Turner's 300 yards rushing, thanks to his new bionic groin. Matt Ryan has thrown for 250 yards and 17 touchdowns, which is pretty improbable, but they did it. The Buccaneers are putting up a game effort, but they're looking toward drafting an elite cornerback in the 2012 NFL Draft and torturing the Falcons in the years to come.
So they've got a lead and things are going well. Here we go, as the second half begins.
GO FALCONS!