Depressing missives behind the jump, though some kept it entertaining to the end. Enjoy.
Frank Caliendo consistently brings so much pain to the world he should be tried for war crimes. @mFalcons5
Matty Ice > your QB @bangxprettyWill
Matt Forte is going to get tired of Sean Weatherspoon quickly. @ReidAdair
Sean Weatherspoon is playing out of his mind today. He looks like a one-man barbarian horde. @TheFalcoholic
Apparently Sean Weatherspoon didn't have lunch, and will settle on having Matt Forte @KMarch_
Turner, Ryan to White, Turner. Ah, feels like 2010. @TheFalcoholic
If Matt Forte touches the ball, rest assured Sean Weatherspoon isn't too far away. @ReidAdair
Uh oh...Cutler's getting a little frustrated. @FalconsDCox
It just wouldn't be a Bears game if Jay Cutler didn't get whiny. @jeannathomas
Horrendous tackling!!!!! GOTTA WRAP UP!!!!! @Poppa_Falcon
And .....the wheels are coming off. @DirtyBird4Life
DUFF MAN CAN SACK! OH YES! @TheFalcoholic
6:14 left in half...someone on the Falcons needs to make a play. Not a lost cause at all, but it's time. @FalconsDCox
Chris Owens guarding that invisible man!!! @DREdwards25
chris owens lol @APixels
Were the Falcons supposed to be more explosive or implosive this season? Maybe I mis-heard the talk in the off season... @Technomonk13
How much are we paying Robinson again? Is it guaranteed? @skoob0211
The Falcons look totally unprepared for this game. They just do. @TheFalcoholic
Follow the trail of scorched turf, and it shall lead you to the one they call Michael Turner. @TheFalcoholic
Currently suffering from football-induced Tourette's. All kinds of profanity coming out of my mouth. @jeannathomas
I would never, ever have expected this. Wow. @ReidAdair
No one covering him. Falcons aren't scheming well and guys aren't executing. 23-6. Gonna take a minor miracle now. @TheFalcoholic
The Falcons have done very little right today. I am just going to call this Preseason Week 5. @EdGrohl
Wow damn geez @nursefromGA
Mike Mularkey must have accidentally installed the "Trainwreck offense" instead of the "Explosive offense." @mFalcons5
I have nothing but hate in my heart for Brian Urlacher. @jeannathomas
Just took all my frustration out on telemarketer. Felt good. @FalconsNeedRing
You're a blockhead, Atlanta Falcons Brown. @TheFalcoholic
Roses are red, violets are blue, the Falcons' offense has basically sucked today, and I forgot how this is supposed to end. @TheFalcoholic