I'm sure many of you have noticed my inconspicuous absence and for that I apologize. I'm going through the ardent process of becoming a homeowner. Tack on something else I plan to announce later and you've got one busy Adam. I haven't even gotten a chance to sit down and really watch a Falcons game for three weeks. Finally, Sunday, I got the chance.
I felt like I got trolled hard. The level of ineptitude on display shocked me beyond speechlessness. I simply could not fathom how a team with that much "weaponry" on offense could so utterly and completely fail at scoring. What were we, something like 3 of 15 for 3rd down conversions? Pitiful. I remember hearing at one point that Ryan was 15 for 37. Maybe that's exageration. I'm not sure. It was all hazy through a veil of rage. I stuck it out long enough to watch our biggest and riskiest draft pick in years let a tie-the-game ball bounce off his crotch. It's been that kind of season. Crotch-deflected passes kinda sums it all up. I'm saying this about a 7-5 record team that is somehow mercifully still in the playoff hunt. Unfathomable.
The tweets beyond the jump are as voracious as I've seen. One part elation, three parts confusion, and fifty billion parts frustration, these tweets may or may not be for the faint of heart. You've been warned.
Stiff upper lip and all of that.
Wow, I have nothing good to say. Jeannathomas
What in the $#@! is #Atlanta doing? Steve_ndfan
Going to say that maybe someone should cover Andre. mFalcons5
FOX just showed 0% of a play ruled on the field as a 90-yard touchdown. JasonKirkSBN
Are you $#@!ing kidding me!?!? AtlAmy55
Would love to see some pi calls actually called scar988
Get Matt a damn xanax! Peachyfuture
Well, at least Matt Bosher is punting well. That's...great...and...stuff. TheFalcoholic
The Falcons look completely and utterly clueless on offense. That's part Texans defense, part Mike Mularkey sniffing glue. TheFalcoholic
I don't understand why TJ Yates hasn't tasted turf today FalconsDiva28
Blind, murderous rage. Jeannathomas
lol Tony Gonzalez literally broke cushings ankle LOL APixels
HOW THE $#@! ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WIN IF WE CAN'T CATCH THE DAMN BALL IN CLUTCH SITUATIONS? Steve_NDfan
Smith better chew some serious @$$ at halftime. This is inexcusable. DirtyBird4life
PREDATOR!!! Yates will remember that number. Or maybe not. FalconsJAdams
I don't even entirely know what's happening any more. TheFalcoholic
Atlanta needs to get their $#@! together L0rd91
ALRIGHT! Nice TD! DirtyBIrd4life
The Falcons may be a lot of things, but they certainly aren't quitters. Or Communists. TheFalcoholic
No have English now I fail no understand why happen this. TheFalcoholic
Julio Jones will not look back on today very fondly. TheFalcoholic
I am going to go fire up the PS3 and forget about this game. Talk with you all later skoob0211