234 years ago, the United States declared itself free of the tyranny of King George and his chubby red face. The Fourth has since become a day for reflecting and honoring and setting swine on fire. Today, Falcoholics, as we celebrate with friends and family, let's also take a few seconds to remember the short, cruel reign of another incompetent despot. SOOO-EYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Ordinarily, we'll restrict entrants in this series to players and coaches who were around for at least four or so seasons, but we'll make an exception today. More lighter fluid, boys. This little piggy's still squealing.
Bobby P*trino, Momentary Participant (January 7, 2007 - December 11, 2007)
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