Get pumped, Falcoholics!
Football is finally here in a meaningful way. No longer must you pretend to enjoy the company of your loved ones, or teach your children how to throw a baseball, or any of that useless crap. No, you can pretty much just sink into your sofa, eat a bunch of chips and chug beer from now until February.
I'm sure your families will thank me for this announcement.
Either way, we're finally here. Everyone's reported and we should begin to see some of our positional battles work themselves out. Use this as an all-purpose open thread for the day, and if I can grab some time during my work day, I'll update this with important alerts.
Enjoy!