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The Scale of Falconliness: Jeff Van Note

Falconly hirsutism? Check. (via <a href=""></a>)
Falconly hirsutism? Check. (via

Who's the ultimate Falcon? And who's the ultimate anti-Falcon? That's what we're going to find out with our summer project: the Scale of Falconliness. We'll rate former Falcons on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the most Falconly.

Weatherman say today's a feels-like-100 day. Does anybody really have the energy to get in a hot-blooded brawl over Keith Brooking's Falconliness on a day like this?

Let's knock out a nice, easy one today and then get comatose by the pool for nine hours.

Jeff Van Note, Center (1969 - 1986)

Falconly Unfalconly
  • Uh...
  • Didn't snap the ball when Too Tall Jones was clearly offsides.
  • Um...
  • Was born in Jersey! Ew, Jersey!
  • Anybody got anything?

Current standings after the jump: