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Michael Turner Kicks in the Door, Wearing the Three Three

Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with him, and he with me.

Sadly, Michael Turner's Bible seems to skip Revelation 3:20. Matter fact it keeps skipping til it hits the part about the thundering, crumbling mountains of fire and poison that rain down on nations from outer space*, because that's what's about to hit the NFC South this year, according to the following .jpeg:


Looks like the Falcons season ticket ads have been released into the wild. That is one bad ass ad. Word is all other ads saw this ad coming and just started sprinting in the opposite direction, like how every sniper on Bad Company 2 retreats from anything that would actually help his team.

Son, if one look at that image doesn't have you belting Pastor Troy [NSFW Cussy, Gunny] from the highest towers while getting all hopped up on Claritin so you can even actually open the window too, then perhaps you've visited the wrong website. Because that right there is pure grain Falcohol and the only motivational poster you should need all summer long. I'm gonna crank out some in-and-out pushups right now just thinking about Michael Turner punching architecture in the face.

* - Chapter 8.