Yesterday we learned that our beloved Kroy Biermann's nickname of destiny is actually Duffburger, not Duffman as we'd believed.
After imagining a beer burger made with Duff beer, I decided to fill out The Falcoholic's menu with dranks inspired by our squad. Let's go:
Kroy Biermann's The Duffburger
Beer burger made with Montana's own Big Sky Ale.
Jerious Norwood's Mississippi Bug Juice
According to the Internet, this is a shot of blue vodka plus a mix of orange juice, lemonade, and spindly legs.
Matt Ryan's Matty Ice Natty Ice
It's a can of Natural Ice...
Brent Grimes' JUMPSAUCE!!
HALF-LITER 5-HOUR ENERGY ESPRESSOOOOOOOOO!!
Dan Reeves' A Glass of Red Wine with Dinner on Thursdees
For the antioxidants.
Comrade's White Russian
Keith Brooking's Sad Clown
Jamal Anderson's Dirty (BIRD) Martini
Enjoy 1 dirty martini while dancing In Metrodome endzone.
Jamaal Anderson's Unsweet Tea
The man has AA in his name.
Sam Baker's Sex on the Beach
You can never unthink it.
Mike Vick's Pooch Hooch
Mike Smith's Hardass Rumbledrink Headshot Lemonade !@#$
1/3 gin, 1/3 DeAngelo Hall, 1/3 NO *^&$ LEMONADE ON MY $%^ SIDELINE.
Roddy White's Johnnie Walker Red & Black
To reflect his team colors and ethnic heritage:
Bob Christian's 2% Cow Milk
Serve at a perfect 59° F.
Harvey Dahl's Karaoke Saké
The only hangover comparable to facing Dahl for four quarters.
Thomas DeCoud's DeCosmo
Mike Mularkey's Bud Light
Because you always know exactly what you're gonna get.
Tony Gonzalez' Up-Before-Dawn Grass-Fed LifeBoost For Zen Champions
Blend this stuff with lots of fridge plants ("berries" or "fruits, "some green-beans").
You're up... Round out our establishment's selection in the comments.