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Stabbing Guessward: The Final Roster

I'm here to guess the final roster and chew bubblegum....but I'm all out of bubblegum. I'm hoping you'll all debate this vigorously, because it's kinda disappointing if I manage to not screw this up majorly somehow. I will also be including at least one person who isn't currently on the roster, so there's a good chance that won't end well. Without further ado:

QB Joey Harrington
QB Josh McCown
QB Chris Redman
RB Warrick Dunn
RB Jerious Norwood
RB Jason Snelling
FB Ovie Mughelli
WR Joe Horn
WR Roddy White
WR Michael Jenkins
WR Laurent Robinson
WR Adam Jennings
TE Alge Crumpler
TE Dwayne Blakley
TE Daniel Fells
TE Martrez Milner
LT Wayne Gandy
LT Frank Omiyale
LG Justin Blalock
LG Tyson Clabo
C Todd McClure
C/G P.J. Alexander
RG Kynan Forney
RT Todd Weiner
RT Quinn Ojinnaka
LE Jamaal Anderson
LE Chauncey Davis
DT Grady Jackson
DT Rod Coleman
DT Jonathan Babineaux
DT Tommy Jackson
DT Trey Lewis
RE John Abraham
RE Paul Carrington
RE Josh Mallard
OLB Michael Boley
OLB Demorrio Williams
OLB Marcus Wilkins
OLB Stephen Nicholas
MLB Keith Brooking
MLB Jordan Beck
MLB Tony Taylor
CB DeAngelo Hall
CB Chris Houston
CB Lewis Sanders
CB David Irons
SS Lawyer Milloy
SS Daren Stone
FS Chris Crocker
FS Jimmy Williams
K Billy Cundiff
P Michael Koenen
LS Boone Stutz

I had to make some tough cuts to get this list to 53. Noticeably missing are Allen Rossum (cut because he's a crappy corner and Jennings will return kicks), Kinoshita (redundant because of Jennings), and either Tony Franklin or Brent Grimes (cornerback depth). This is by no means a perfect list, but at this point it reflects what I think the roster is likely to turn out as.