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Get The Schneck Into Here!

If I were Jerry Seinfeld, I'd be like "what's the deal with long snappers?" Somehow we just went from a guy named Boone Stutz to a guy named Mike Schneck. I'm eagerly awaiting the next bizarre name at long snapper next year; maybe it'll be Spoonface Armadillo or something.

Schneck was a Pro Bowl pick in 2005, which tells me he's not terrible by any means. All I want from a long snapper is someone who never makes headlines. If you're doing your job well, it means you're totally anonymous. I think it's unfortunate that Stutz lost his job because of a single botched snap, but such is life for those mysterious men of mystery. In the mean time, let's welcome Schneck to the team...and make jokes about his name.