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Vick Cleared

As everyone in the whole damn world suspected, Vick has been cleared, and apparently the fact that he had a hidden compartment in his water bottle filled with a dark substance with an odor much like marijuana was a strange coincidence. Ha ha! Those wacky Miami police officers.

I'm going to go ahead and back off my earlier statements that Blank will punish Vick; at worst he's likely to give him a stern talking to and keep a team of crack agents following him at all times. The question nobody seems to be asking is just what the substance was, and just what Vick was doing--say it with me now, for the 500th time--with a hidden compartment on his water bottle. I'd like an answer, but I suspect nobody's going to give one, and we'll be expected to forget this within a couple weeks. Sadly, we probably will.