Jamaal Anderson's Magical Journey To Versatility
After you've worked in the journalism field long enough, you begin to understand what certain things mean. For example, a hearty "I'm not going to comment on that" means "go fornicate with yourself, y...
Falcoholic Community Projections: Quarterback
Because I love making you guys do all the work, I'm starting a new series of statistical projections for each position on the roster. Do you think Matt Ryan will throw for 6,000 yards and pull down a ...
Jimmy Williams Trying Hard To Lose His Job And Other Stuff
Sometimes you get the feeling a player just isn't interested in taking one for the team. This player might, I dunno, allegedly smoke him some weed, not show up for a mini-camp, then show up 15 pounds ...
The Frightening State Of Our Offensive Line
Remember that scene in Indiana Jones where the Nazis get their head melted by the terrifying force that is a mediocre offensive line? Quail in fear, my friends, for those days come again, striking our...
New Atlanta Falcons: WR Harry Douglas
via www.king-mag.com Given my enthusiasm for this pick, you're probably wondering how I'll keep the tone neutral, as befitting the editorial nature of this blog. Then you'll remember that I'm full ...
The Great Matt Ryan Nickname Debate And A Call To Arms
A while ago, intrepid and swashbuckling commenter Hamburger put his considerable nickname-crafting skills to the test. The fanpost is still hanging around over on the side, but enough time has passed ...
New Atlanta Falcons: S Thomas DeCoud
I apologize for being unable to find a picture of Thomas DeCoud that either showed what he actually looked like or wasn't under the iron fist of angry copyright. Regardless, we're taking the informati...
New Atlanta Falcons: SS/OLB Robert James
via media.scout.com We continue our Emmy award-winning series on the rookie class with Robert James, who knows how to rock a headband. Here's some thoughts on the pros, cons and likely role for you...
I Believe In A Thing Called Love (For The Falcons)
I always tell myself it could be worse, being a Falcons fan. Sometimes I even believe it. Right now, we're sitting on the edge of a historic precipice. The Atlanta Falcons have never had back to back ...
Michael Boley Arrested
String of curse words. Lament. Praise of player's on the field exploits. Condemnation of conduct off it. Another string of curse words. Bam! Instant post. This is what I've been reduced to. Michael B...
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