Falcons-Bucs Recap: This "Team" Is A Disgrace
The Falcons played an all-around ugly game in their loss to Tampa Bay. So ugly, in fact, I've breathed 1500 words of frustration at the Falcons' performance.
Angry Rant
Hey NFL! Hey Players! Hey Press! Shut Up Already!
Falcoholic writer Adam Schultz has a bone to pick with both sides of the NFL Labor Dispute.
Why the Falcons Shouldn't Appear on HBO's Hard Knocks
Falcoholic writer Adam Schultz argues against the idea of letting the Falcons appear of HBO's hard knocks.
Who Really Loses in a Lockout?
Falcoholic writer Adam Schultz takes a look at who really loses in this NFL lockout.
By Facebook's Count, Falcons Are The 29th Most Popular NFL Team
The Falcoholic can only sit in weary silence as a study of Facebook likes of NFL teams reveals that the Atlanta Falcons are still near the bottom of the list. Woe!
Of Trent Dilfer, Opinions, And Angry Falcons
The Falcoholic responds to Trent Dilfer's recent comments about the Atlanta Falcons and the Twitter firestorm is kicked off. The whole situation is the stuff of dumb legends, Dave Choate writes.
Falcoholics United Fantasy League Update
If you don't like laughing at the writers of The Falcoholic or don't care about fantasy football, this isn't the post for you. Shoo! If you do care, though, we've now knocked off five weeks of...
Report: Falcons Working Out Jason Webster, Confusing The Falcoholic
The Falcoholic goes ballistic upon learning that the Atlanta Falcons are trying out cornerback Jason Webster, who once clogged the depth chart at the Georgia Dome. As someone with a long memory, writer Dave Choate argues it's a foolhardy exercise.
The Tuesday Off Topic: Teams We Root Against
Welcome to the latest and greatest more than adequate feature here at The Falcoholic! Until the season officially kicks off, Adam, Jason and I will shock and entertain you each Tuesday with...
Mike Smith Fined $15,000, DeAngelo Hall Not Fined In Wake Of Altercation
Dave the Falconer reacts angrily after the NFL elects to fine Atlanta Falcons Coach Mike Smith for his role in Sunday's fracas and not penalize Washington Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall.
There's No Trade Market For Michael Vick
Let's face it, gentlemen. Michael Vick is going to be released. As noted by tom slick, who took a break from racing blimps to come inform us of the news, the Falcons are the Falcons are shopping...
What Happened To David Irons?
I'm ready to put this on the side of a milk carton: Credit: Getty Images I ask because I cannot believe--cannot!--that the three guys Mike Smith has competing for the nickel job are Chevis...
Bobby Petrino Continues To Infuriate
Delightful article by Tony Barnhart over at the AJC, wherein Bobby Petrino whines about how tough it was to abandon a team that he got paid millions of dollars to run into the ground. I have such...
Matt Ryan Signs Huge Contract, May Start Week One
In the world of the National Football League, there are times you win in the long haul by not winning right away. Some of the greatest players of all time had a little time to sit, absorb the...
The MSM And Blogs: Why The War?
Those of you who aren't aware of Pulitzer-winning journalist Buzz Bissinger's complete and total freakout on Deadspin editor Will Leitch can get caught up to speed here, here and here. I don't want...
This Just In: The Atlanta Falcons Are A Horrible Football Team
It's finally happened.Like putting that one block too many in your Jenga tower, my vaguely rosy expectations have collapsed for good. I'll still watch, of course. I'll still obsess over every...
The First Vick Mention In Months
ESPN put together its power rankings today, putting the Falcons just above the Jets and the Dolphins. There's one gem in here that I'd like to note: TE Alge Crumpler tells the J-C that "it just...
Bill Conlin Really, Really Hates Bloggers
If you're not interested in an angry rant about something that has nothing to do with the Falcons or football, I won't be offended if you just skip past this. If you want to see why I'm up in arms,...
The New England Patriots Are Assholes
Hear me out.I recognize that for any Patriots fans who read this, the title of this post is going to seem deliberately inflammatory. I also realize I'm opening myself up to a million shots about...
The Atlanta Falcons Are Slowly Killing Me
Imagine, for a moment, that you buy a bad car. You have plenty of money but you're looking for something you can get by on. You don't expect too much from it; it would be nice if you could get from...
The Falcons Are An Exploding Ship
There are so many angles to tackle here that I don't think I can get them all in one post. For now we'll start with the overview of a very ugly loss; runningback and I shared our mutual disgust and...
SBNation Power Rankings, Week 3: Wherein I Challenge 30 Other Bloggers To A Duel
Just look at this:Teams Total W/L Patriots 1.32 3-0 Colts 2.21 3-0 Steelers 3.47 3-0 Cowboys 3.95 3-0 Packers 5.37 3-0 Ravens...
A 0-2 Start Doesn't Begin To Reflect How Bad This Is
Take a look at the headlines on the AJC's site today and feast on the litany of miseries. Everything from "Harrington feels heat" to "Sanders targeted, burned" awaits you, and it's not hard to...
Falcons at Vikings Recap: That Sucked
That game reminded me of a fistfight between two really old dudes. Sure, it's a fight, but they're swinging so slowly and so pitifully that it's both boring and embarassing to watch. Eventually one...
I Hope Jason Snelling Bought Artose Pinner Insurance
The Falcons cut Jordan Beck, a move I don't agree with. I will say that I can at least see the impetus behind it with Tony Taylor sewing up the backup spot, but depth at linebacker never hurts. I...
Falcons Fans, Wake Up: This Is Why People Spit On Us
Jeff Schultz's latest column is a deeply insulting masterwork that manages to avoid journalistic integrity like it was venomous. Normally I'm fine with Schultz; I think he's consistently a decent...
