Fun Falcons Headlines and Saturday Open Thread

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Although the preseason is right around the corner, we're definitely in the slowest part of the offseason, so let's have some fun in an open thread.

While this has been a week filled with earth-shattering Falcons news--I mean, Eric Decker said two sentences about Ra'Shede Hageman, Curtis Lofton talked around questions from D. Orlando Ledbetter, and the Falcons signed a wide receiver who doesn't even have a stellar chance of making the team--not much is happening on the Falcons front this afternoon. But that doesn't mean we don't all want to hang out and talk Falcons, so this open thread is my gift to you.

I got this idea from mFalcons5's article on Curtis Lofton as the conversation in the comments shifted toward the way the headline was worded. What fun Falcons headline would you like to see between now and the start of the season? Your headline can be clever, it can be about a player you'd like to see the team sign and/or cut, or it can take shots at teams we don't like. It's entirely up to you.

This is an open thread, so you don't have to post a headline if that's not your sort of thing. Just talk about the Falcons and have fun.

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