I would dare guess that most fans here own some kind of Falcons related merchandise, clothing or memorabilia. It could be as simple as an old newspaper or a ticket stub. Maybe it's a cap or sweatshirt. Perhaps a signature from a favorite player, a ball or jersey.
It's urgent that we explore this important football issue now, lest we be distracted by actual news. Tell your Falcoholic siblings about YOUR favorite Falcons stuff, please!