Create Your Own Game 1 of the 2013 Season Pre-Game Speech

Kevin C. Cox

Fact: Mike Smith could inspire a snail to stop being slimy

I'm going to fulfill dreams tonight, offering the Falcohol-chugging masses an opportunity to pretend they're Mike Smith. Say what?! This should be good - buckle your seat belts and return your seat backs to their upright position.

Here's your task: in the comments, write the ideal game 1 of the 2013 season pre-game speech. Literally envision yourself in front of the entire team. Maybe you want to remind the team what the stakes are going into 2013, or maybe you want to yell at the offensive line a bit. In any case, it's on you to properly motivate the team. You can do it!

Fail and the team fails. Succeed and the teams starts the season 1-0 because you're so darn inspiring. It's a daunting task, no doubt about that. But I have faith in y'all, I just do. You're a capable bunch. I'll declare a winner after the first 20 submissions; he (or she) will be declared Mike Smith for the Day.

Go!

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