When we're riding high in the win column, things can't get much better. It's been several years since Atlanta has been in the basement of the NFL. For a while, I almost forgot what that feeling was like. That hopeless, loss induced cloud of shame that follows you around and the end of every Sunday. I LOVE the Atlanta Falcons. However, there are a few things I would rather watch than our performances as of late, and they are as follows:
1) Rosie O'Donnell sex tape
2) CCTV footage of the porta-potty behind a taco truck.
3) Warren Sapp jumping in slow motion on a trampoline shirtless
4) Anything on GPTV
5) Shaky-Cam footage of Arthur Blank trimming his mustache