Bros Week Off has finally arrived, and not a week too soon. The Falcons are beaten. The Falcons are beaten, battered and scrambled like mother fdfjing hashbrowns. Everyone on the injured list has been assigned a battle buddy, in other words a buddy assigned to prevent them from engaging in battle of any kind, namely violent or saxual. In this kind of scenario, you just hope you got someone cool. Alcon got Tom Decoud. Damn it.