O.K. this is all in fun so let's not take it too seriously. Not too many links either. Since Al Davis is gone I've been wondering, who's most likely to go to Hell? Could be owner, player or coach and sorry, no former Atlanta Falcon QBs are allowed.
"So Goebbels says, don't call it a bounty. Let's call it pay for performance"
There's Joe "there's pro sports in Atlanta?" Buck or Chris "only people FFs age remember my stupid references" Berman. However you just can't go wrong with this guy:
He gave us the lockout. He negotiated the latest TV contracts that protected the owners in case of the lockout. He built his own pyramid (Texas stadium) He's an oilman (wait, I use oil!)
"I want me some gloryhole"
Your choices are?