Wow, I thought.

...I thought that there would be more cheerleader news before the season began, and not "who the hell is this and why isn't she in my living room?"

Well.. blatantly wishful, and not ashamed to dream.

Cheerleader news? Who can you count on for that positive coverage?

I said and meant positive coverage since negative coverage would mean the type of... uh.. umm... coverage... covering... positives... That doesn't make sense, but I'll tell you what does.

The Atlanta Falcons Cheerleaders flew to Jamaica and got photographed from 5/30-6/4 for their future calendar, and we wouldn't normally care, but since I was there live, covering all that need be covered and nothing that need not be covered, I can brag and exaggerate about my trip.

So there I was with all of the beautiful ladies who were cherishing the time they got to spend with me.

One of them came up and asked,

"Would you like some grapes?"

But of course! She must know what type of diet I'm on right now. (We're all on diets)

Where am I going with this?

Nowhere! So I display pictures from my recent trip::

So there you have it. Be sure to purchase the calendar and hang it in your man cave once it's released. Not sure when the calendar comes out, but If my wifey doesn't oblige, I'll make her. Simple solutions for simple problems!

For now, I'll try to stay on top of the cheerleaders. Good luck out there everyone!