A sad day, indeed.
I won't play games with you, I'll tell you why. It's not a sad day because I can beat dirtybirds233 in a game of Madden.
Oh no, it's worse than that.
It's because one of our beloved cheerleaders has failed to qualify for the 2012 Olympics in London.
That's right, one of the cheerleaders tried to get onto the USA's pole vault team. Her highest leap was 14.525 inches and she missed the cut by less than five inches. Was it 4.9 inches or 0.1 inches? I don't know, I'm not that smart.
This is a photograph of her in action, but I don't think it's at the actual tryouts:
No, but that was a good picture. Here are a couple others:
She's beautiful and yes, I know, I know... We're all sad. It's a sad day! I should have apologized in advance for the inevitable agony you are suffering at this very moment in time.
But, you know me quite well. I solve problems.
Problem: You are in absolute discomfort. You are sad.
Solution: Here are some pictures of the cheerleader who failed to make the olympics, as well as other cheerleaders since I'm taking the time to make this man-post. Enjoy.
Oh, and yea- if you want to go to a Falcons game, and you're down for San Diego, check this out-
...More details to follow in an upcoming post.
Have a great... day.