One of our cherished traditions here at The Falcoholic is coming up with inane nicknames for players. Over the years, you've gotten everything from Big Snell to Cristobal Rojohombre to Optimus Grimes, and we're mighty (insert adjective) about that.
So it's time to turn our eyes to the incoming rookie class and figure out the best possible nicknames for all of them. Perhaps some, like Charles Mitchell, will be difficult to come up with. No matter. You guys are clever enough to overcome those meager challenges.
As always, you can vote with your Rec buttons. Come up with your best submissions in the comments.