So everyone seems to be disappointed with Atlanta not picking a tight end in this year's draft and rightfully so. I however am not disappointed because I know Mr. Dimitroff's master plan. I; unlike many of you, was not expecting a Coby Fleener or Dwayne Allen or La-cantPronounceTheRest Green simply because I can see right through the Comrades brain. The man that will officially end the Tony Gonzalez era is non other than Philip Lutzenkirchen.
Who is that Guy? How do you spell his last name? Can you teach me how to Lutzie? These are all common questions when I mention his name. Well for starters, he is Auburn's all time leading touchdown grabber for a TE and holds Auburn's single season record for touchdowns in a season by a TE. At 6'5" 250 he has ok size for a TE plus he can run a 4.65 forty. He came off his most productive season last year catching 24 catches for 238 yards from Non Heisman winner Clint Moseley. He is a Georgia native and did I mention he has a touchdown for every 3.14 catches made.. I'm sensing a little Alge Crumpler in him. But non of that is why I and Thomas wants this guy. The deciding factor was obviously that he Shits upside down. Duuuhhhhh!!!!!
So without further ado and to quote a great, What say you? P.S. this is my first post, dont be too harsh and in return I will have my friends teach you how to Lutzie
Teach me how to Lutzie! (via PeggyRossmanith)