Rumor has it that the saints defense is so ineffective that they are considering making them honorary levees. Oh yes the time has finally come! After months of hearing the whining conspiracy cries of the many saints fans around macon, georgia (yes there are alot) i am creating them an award i know they CAN win and cherish while they sit at home crying into their gumbo come playoff time. How do i know they win said award? Just a hunch. But for discretional purposes i included 2 non-saints players. I now present to you the nominees for the first annual Katrina Rulie award, awarded to the person or team that exhibits behavior most comparable to that of a 12 year old girl whos boyfriend just dumped them, or crybabyness.

First up Mr. breesus himself.

The man who single handedly parted katrinas flood waters and saved thousands of people, yes that mark on his face doubles as a kangaroo pouch, loading them one by one into that soft brown mark below his eye he proceeded to carry the whole city to the promised land. But what has he done to earn the great honor that is the katrina rulie?! Well lets just say the singing pepsi commercial harlet cannot do one radio/t.v./skype/twitter/facebook/written/magazine or any kind of interview without crying about how ol roger is persecuting his team and b.f.f. sean peyton, i havent seen a stronger man-love since ol tebow and meyer down in florida, and i cant decide which one worries me the most! Mr Brees the only thing that needs to "just be honest" as you so simply put it is you and your merry band of losers. For the past 8 months you have cried and cried now please just shut up and focus on your nyquil and pepsi commercials because we all know how this year turned out.

Next up The saints fans

Yes you know them best the voodoo spewing, trash talking, red beans and rice eating, gold and black clad, toothless hoard that appears when the saints have won a game. They were so much harder to spot when they wore the brown bags over their heads werent they? Yes these people have moaned and groaned about how roger has ruined their season, targeted their franchise because they are "small-market" and have come up with all kinds of theories that would make jesse ventura proud to investigate! But at 2-4 we cant even enjoy their pain because they blow our insults off with "oh this season dont count because roger tarnished it" and my favorite "oh if we had sean payton those losses wouldnt have happened" Well at least saints fans can go to the superbowl this year, to bad it'll be watching 2 other teams.

Next up Mr. Dell himself Cam Newton

Yes the towel wearing, superman posing, lotion rubbing quarterback chokes when it matters most. They just named mondays as Cam Newton days in the carolinas, everyone gets to stop work 15 minutes early! Yeah we know you hate losing thats why you cry on the sidelines with your binkie thats what earns you this nomination, but to hold up the team bus because you arent fully lotioned up is just rude, your teammates are eager to get home and fire up madden 13 to continue their only chance at a winning season. (rumor that i just made up has it that 90 percent of your teammates traded you to the falcons for matt ryan.)

Next Up Phillip Rivers

Ahh i wont make a case, hes just here so it dont look like im picking on the taints. i mean saints. Ah what the hell hes just here for those faces he makes.

And last but not least, mr. appeal himself and i dont mean sex appeal, Jonathan Vilma!

Oh yes you sir are the epitome of denial. Appeal after appeal after denial after appeal, oh you even played in a game this year so when your suspension is finally enforced you have to sit out a game next year to make up for it, smart move kid, as a falcons fan i thank you. Not that i was too worried about your declining skill set anyway, You got replaced by Mr Benedict Arnold himself Curtis Lofton, Hey Curtis how are those superbowl chances working out for you?! Please Mr. Vilma just admit and serve your suspension so you and your team will get out of the medias spotlight and we can all watch as you and your saints fade back into obscurity, thank you.

There you have it, this years nominees, we all know who will win this one right? This was done out of boredom and pure hatred for those bayou brats we call the saints, if i offended anyone then your probably not a falcons fan so i dont care, 6-0 baby!

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