A Plea For Victory
I had about 500 words of stuff written here, but decided to change it. Hooray. Most of you will be reading this as I make the drive back to school Sunday morning, hopefully arriving in time to catch the start of the game (as well as conjure up some food for myself). If all goes well, I'll get to my apartment around 12 or 12:30, in plenty of time to get settled.
In any case, I have conjured up a letter to the Falcons. I'd probably actually send it to them if I had any idea of how to get it to them, but I don't. But let's not mince words here. I wrote this letter, and it goes a little something like this:
To the Falcons, the best team ever,
It's game day. I knew you'd be back in the playoffs. You guys kinda have that...thing going on, where you get to the playoffs a bunch because you're awesome.
It's a far cry from how things used to be. I've only been around 23 years, so the really bad times (save for some of the 90s and 2007) were before my time. Lot of fans around here have seen it all and, quite frankly, I don't envy them.
I do worry about this game. I know without a shadow of a doubt you guys are capable of not only winning, but stomping the Giants in the hoo-hah and running them out of their own stadium. The thing is...the city of Atlanta...well, I think it's cursed. Voodoo, witchcraft, or something. Basically someone, somewhere, killed a goat, and then wrote "ATLANTA" using its blood on a piece of parchment, and Atlanta sports have been in a rut ever since.
This probably happened around 1830, so nobody really knows what went down. But I digress.
Its been a long time since Atlanta won an important game in....well, anything. I don't think I'm alone in saying that this is probably the best collective team that Atlanta has had in at least the past decade, and maybe ever, though the mid 90's Braves would probably like to have a word with me on that one.
This might sound silly to you, but as a diehard Atlanta sports fan, I just want to see one championship in my lifetime that I can actually remember. Preferably football, since I care less about baseball/basketball/cricket.
I talk about curses, but you guys have already broken so many of the "Same Old Falcons" curses: back to back (to back to back) winning seasons, back to back playoff appearances, and a QB that is actually kept upright more often than not, to name a few. It's been quite the experience. I'm not sure all of the fans here are used to so much winning.
But I talk about winning...it's about that time, don't you think? There's still one more curse left in Falcons lore that remains, and it's the big goose egg next to the number of championships the Falcons have. There's one ugly stain on this regime's record, and it's zero playoff wins. I ask myself whose fault it really is, whether it was because the team broke down or whether some divine influence decided the Falcons would, once again, be struck down, or be the embarrassed team, or be the laughingstock of the playoffs.
I can't answer that, but I do know one thing for sure.
This is it. This is your best chance, Falcons, to break that final curse, one baby step at a time. You have players like Tony Gonzalez who has played his ass off for years and not even tasted the euphoria of a playoff victory. One of the most selfless players in the League, who's 100 football years old and still manages to make it happen. He's never had the chance to experience what it's like to win in a win-or-you're-out situation.
Could you imagine what that's like? I imagine there's not much of a worse feeling. I imagine players like Barry Sanders know it all too well.
But no. I believe in you. I feel like today's the day all of us Falcons fans have been waiting for, the day where that ugly zero becomes a one, and we collectively take another step forward in the quest to achieve that elusive Lombardi Trophy.
Please, Falcons, win this ball game today. Please reward our continued faith in you with a victory. I know you can do it. Show the whole damned world you can win a high pressure, high stakes game with everything on the line, because if you can win one, you can win another, and for now, that's enough.
Just go out there today and do your thing. If you relax and do that, I fear for what great, falcon-like reckoning may be brought down on the poor Giants.
I'll be watching every second of this ball game in the hopes that you guys will come through, but no matter what happens today, I'm proud of you. And I'll always be proud to be a Falcons fan, even in the worst of times. You guys don't give up, and I admire that. It makes me even prouder to be a Falcons fan because of that.
Go out there and give 'em hell. We'll support you from here. Just know that I'll be yelling like hell from my apartment and even though you can't hear me, I'll still be yelling. Break the final Falcons curse. If anything, do it for Gonzalez.
Play each play like its your last, and if something bad happens, put it behind you and keep going forward. If you do your thing, you will win. I believe in that 100%.
GOOOOOOOOOOO FALCONS! CRUSH THOSE GIANTS!!!
-Caleb Rutherford
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If it's one guy I don't get here it's Caleb
I wrote the other day that this team really had to win. The danger was that it could run into next season.
“Run the rock, see what happens. Lose this game, worse get blown out this game and they’ll be playing all next season with a cloud over their heads. Important too for the coaching staff to come out of this game with a "W"
by FrozenFinger on Jan 6, 2012 1:38 PM PST reply actions
He wrote back;
Really, what’s the worst that could happen? We get blown out of the playoffs again? We’ve already fallen victim to that once in the past year.
Yeah, it sucked, but we were all back here again this season.
by Caleb Rutherford on Jan 6, 2012 1:55 PM PST
Anyone can go back and forth, have their ups and downs about the team but this letter I don’t get in light of what he writes other times.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
by FrozenFinger on Jan 8, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
Because when it's game day
Nothing else matters.
We could sit here and argue the history of this franchise or whatever you want. We could pretend the players will stop believing, yada yah.
But when you start worrying about what ifs and shoulda, woulda, coulda, you’ve already lost. Doesn’t matter who you are.
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by Caleb Rutherford on Jan 8, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Well stated. RISE UP and I must also say...........

"Everybody has a plan until they get hit" Iron Mike Tyson.
"Screw 2nd." Lugs Harvey.
"In Grimes we trust, all others get gashed"- Me.
by CaptJackSparrow on Jan 8, 2012 8:43 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
It was little when I copied it. :(
"Everybody has a plan until they get hit" Iron Mike Tyson.
"Screw 2nd." Lugs Harvey.
"In Grimes we trust, all others get gashed"- Me.
by CaptJackSparrow on Jan 8, 2012 8:43 AM EST up reply actions
I say make it bigger.
"People in this country used to look at a successful person and ask what can I do to have that kind of sucess. Now a lot of people look at a successful person and ask what can I do to take what he has."
- Tommy Beam
Mine already is.
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by Duff_Man on Jan 8, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
lmao
Now Gentlemen, get your butts up, and get back on that horse! You have no choice. The expectations are running much higher this year.
by ATLsince1972 on Jan 8, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
that...
will probably get a rise out of most of the readers! Why cant I find a lady like that? Why cant I find a lady period? Falcons players reading this: no thoughts of this picture during the game unless it is a thought of Eli trying to pick up this lady and you need to defend her from blue syndrome.
Dont cloud the issue with facts!
I'd settle for UPS drivers actually looking like that
It would make going to the door to get a package much more fun.
"People in this country used to look at a successful person and ask what can I do to have that kind of sucess. Now a lot of people look at a successful person and ask what can I do to take what he has."
- Tommy Beam
you get mail?
Dont cloud the issue with facts!
Glad you like it, and arent mad that it is big.
I am still trying to figure out the shrink a pic thing here.
"Everybody has a plan until they get hit" Iron Mike Tyson.
"Screw 2nd." Lugs Harvey.
"In Grimes we trust, all others get gashed"- Me.
by CaptJackSparrow on Jan 8, 2012 9:42 AM EST up reply actions
Don't shrink it.
Just don’t.
by Turner_The_Burner on Jan 8, 2012 10:09 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it? NO, SENSEI! Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it? NO, SENSEI! Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it? NO SENSEI! - John Kreese, Kobra Kai
Thank you Cap'n Jack
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
by FrozenFinger on Jan 8, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, please god beat the Giants.
Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive
by Eaglesadvocate on Jan 8, 2012 8:55 AM EST via iPhone app reply actions
YESSSSSSSS The heat is ON.

"Everybody has a plan until they get hit" Iron Mike Tyson.
"Screw 2nd." Lugs Harvey.
"In Grimes we trust, all others get gashed"- Me.
by CaptJackSparrow on Jan 8, 2012 9:02 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh and I must also say
RAMEN!!!!!!!!
"Everybody has a plan until they get hit" Iron Mike Tyson.
"Screw 2nd." Lugs Harvey.
"In Grimes we trust, all others get gashed"- Me.
Excellent letter Caleb
I wonder how many Falcons players read this site?
Dont cloud the issue with facts!
Well said Caleb
Although my interest in the Atlanta county cricket team may be slightly higher than yours, I do agree. Please Falcons. Please. Just give us a win against the Giants today. We….we need this.
In the wise words of Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I’m a mess without you. I miss you so damn much! I miss being with you. I miss being near you. I miss your laugh! I miss your scent. I miss your musk… When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together!
That’s how I feel about a Falcon win today.
by Turner_The_Burner on Jan 8, 2012 9:35 AM EST reply actions
I wish I could quit you, Falcons?
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Rise Up
"I'm about rings now"
~Arthur Blank
by CollegePark4Life on Jan 8, 2012 9:37 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Great to know there are young die hard Falcon fans
Caleb,
I have been a die hard Falcon fan ever since there was a Falcon team. I am 55 years old and I am proud of this team. I am also proud to see that there are young fans out there with just as much enthusiam as I have had through all these years. I hope we are on the dawn of a new era for Falcon football in Atlanta. An era of winning, competative football. An era where other teams dread to come play Atlanta knowing that there is a great chance that they will lose. An era where wearing a Falcon shirt is so common that everybody will question you if you dare to don another team’s rags. An era where all the sports networks have to give us our fair air time and our due respect. But most of all, an era where we finally bring the Lombardi trophy to all of us “true die hard fans” . Good luck at school and keep carrying the torch.
Scotty
by Smor99 on AOL & Falcon Message board on Jan 8, 2012 10:06 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
I'd like to echo Scotty's thoughts
Caleb I’m 10 yrs your senior but proud to see passionate fans like you and the others on here. I actually think Rob Parker couldn’t have been more wrong in his article. Things have really changed since I was a kid growing up in the ATL, and we’re moving in the right direction. Here’s to a Falcons victory!
Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it? NO, SENSEI! Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it? NO, SENSEI! Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it? NO SENSEI! - John Kreese, Kobra Kai
Did you guys know that there are no Giants cheerleaders?
That is unamerican. They have a couple of chicks that dress hot for them or something and post on the net. How sad is that?

WTF is that about?

I LOVE THE SOUTH. RISE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Everybody has a plan until they get hit" Iron Mike Tyson.
"Screw 2nd." Lugs Harvey.
"In Grimes we trust, all others get gashed"- Me.
by CaptJackSparrow on Jan 8, 2012 10:27 AM EST reply actions
Giants don't have cheerleaders
because they’d freeze to death during the games. yes, including the september ones
Over at their blog they said the owners were catholicks and
thought them inappropriate.
"Everybody has a plan until they get hit" Iron Mike Tyson.
"Screw 2nd." Lugs Harvey.
"In Grimes we trust, all others get gashed"- Me.
by CaptJackSparrow on Jan 8, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
Do yourselves a favor...
Google the Eagles cheerleaders. They seriously are porn quality women. Just insanity.
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they probably have to ship them from ATL or KTown
didn’t know there were that many hot women in the entire Philadelphia metropolitan area
OK, I am from Eastern PA.
This area RULES for hot women. I know it makes no sense, but we have a TON of good looking girls up here.
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Yes but not like down south
I lived in NYC and live now in SoCal, which of course is untouchable.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
by FrozenFinger on Jan 8, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
Nasty type porn or Pirates type porn?
"Everybody has a plan until they get hit" Iron Mike Tyson.
"Screw 2nd." Lugs Harvey.
"In Grimes we trust, all others get gashed"- Me.
by CaptJackSparrow on Jan 8, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
ahh, Pirates
great film. wonderful acting.
Do you mean porn Pirates?
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by FrozenFinger on Jan 8, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
I heard Pirates 2 might've had a bigger budget
though I get the feeling that the upcoming (they have to be making it) Avengers parody porno will have an even bigger budget
Had that fact at the ready didn't 'ya?
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by FrozenFinger on Jan 8, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah that rocked.
"Everybody has a plan until they get hit" Iron Mike Tyson.
"Screw 2nd." Lugs Harvey.
"In Grimes we trust, all others get gashed"- Me.
by CaptJackSparrow on Jan 8, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
As of LAST NIGHT, the Giants/Falcons wasn't sold out.
Way to be, NY.
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oh, didn't you know?
they’re “the best sports city” or something like that.
Just a reminder, as well
Images/memes are always fine during regular threads, but please post them very sparingly in game threads, because they slow everything down.
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That and Ball Hawk could bring
back that pic of Ray Edwards.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
by FrozenFinger on Jan 8, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
he stripper thing?
"Everybody has a plan until they get hit" Iron Mike Tyson.
"Screw 2nd." Lugs Harvey.
"In Grimes we trust, all others get gashed"- Me.
by CaptJackSparrow on Jan 8, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
No Ray in his bathroom
in nothing but his “draws”
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
by FrozenFinger on Jan 8, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
Think that's bad I was cleaning my desktop of temp files
and it was there!
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
by FrozenFinger on Jan 8, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
"Temp files"
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I grew up in Missouri and came here in 96.
I fell in love with this team at the start even when they sucked. The Blank/SMITH/Ryan era is on the right path.
We will win today I truly believe this!
Caleb that was a great article and thanks for all your articles this year.
Gonzalesssssssssss, for him!
Relax Falcons, play hard, smack them in the mouth right off and get both lines DOMINATED! we win!
Proud to be and always will be a FALCONS FAN!
by Sbaron55 on Jan 8, 2012 10:55 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Tickets still available for the game!
http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/giants/playoff_tix_available_Wgt8tGjIG1LoyoDEVEmFOO
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If you have half a brain
you don’t want to go out there. Drunks, fights, cursing. Man if I wanted that I’d watch the game with my family.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
by FrozenFinger on Jan 8, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I believe you are confusing us with the Eagles.
I support the Giants like bras support Kim Kardashian's boobs. It can be a struggle, we've had some jiggles, but we're still firm.
by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 8, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
Are you telling me I don't know my family???
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by FrozenFinger on Jan 8, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No...but there aren't very many fights/cursing/drunks at Giants Stadium...or at least not anymore than what you'd find
at any other stadium.
I support the Giants like bras support Kim Kardashian's boobs. It can be a struggle, we've had some jiggles, but we're still firm.
by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 8, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
I worked there while in school
and while it’s not the Linc and certainly not Oakland Coliseum it ain’t the Ga. Dome either.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
by FrozenFinger on Jan 8, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
after that comeback win against the Pats...its no surprise everyone lined up to give Eli some love.
I support the Giants like bras support Kim Kardashian's boobs. It can be a struggle, we've had some jiggles, but we're still firm.
by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 8, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
That was just David Tyree's way of saying "thanks for my career"
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indeed
I support the Giants like bras support Kim Kardashian's boobs. It can be a struggle, we've had some jiggles, but we're still firm.
by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 8, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
You have no idea how hard I was rooting for you guys in that Super Bowl
I live in New England and I’m surrounded by insufferable Patriots fans. That was beautiful.
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by Dave Choate on Jan 8, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was surrounded by
50% insufferable Pats fans, 50% insufferable Giants fans. it was hilarious.
On a related note Dave, ya think that the pats fans have become a lot more likable in the last year or two?
No
Not to these eyes.
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Pats fans were tame...
I had no problem at the last game in Foxboro. Guys were willing to talk football and not get obnoxious, even when drunk in the bathroom lines. Had no problems at the Steelers game (preseason) this year. The last couple times in Buffalo, though were drunken fans throwing crap and talking smack. My elderly mother had a beer dumped on her.
I’ve come to the conclusion that fans of crappy teams are the worst. Oh and Saints fans, who have no other team to root for (Hornets? please…) and are afraid they’ll go back to the paper bag wearing Aints of old.
It's Saints fans that have to be the worst
They’re arrogant and insecure!
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
by FrozenFinger on Jan 8, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
that's probably it
Saints fans got so bad, even Pats fans seemed humble and with reasonable expectations
Know what I don't get about them?
They go to everybody’s board to talk about the Saints! If it’s not all Saints, all the time, then they think everybody’s against them. Which we are because of how they behave.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
by FrozenFinger on Jan 8, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
that and
“I didn’t know we were close to a record at all until my teammates congratulated me. I thought whenever you’re up 30 points you’re supposed to be trying to throw deep bombs for TD’s all the time”
hA.

"Everybody has a plan until they get hit" Iron Mike Tyson.
"Screw 2nd." Lugs Harvey.
"In Grimes we trust, all others get gashed"- Me.
by CaptJackSparrow on Jan 8, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
Oh man I forgot about that
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
by FrozenFinger on Jan 8, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
Because this year...............................

"Everybody has a plan until they get hit" Iron Mike Tyson.
"Screw 2nd." Lugs Harvey.
"In Grimes we trust, all others get gashed"- Me.
by CaptJackSparrow on Jan 8, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
I wonder if that'd still be true
if Peyton’s toddler son suited up
Nice take Caleb
He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is
GRIMES IS INACTIVE TODAY
JUST SAW IT ON ESPN!!
DAMN!!
Now Gentlemen, get your butts up, and get back on that horse! You have no choice. The expectations are running much higher this year.

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