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Return of the Prophet Abraham



And lo, the wanderer Gonzo trekked deep into the wilderness. Upon a fortnight of journey, the weary traveler came forth and behold, a placid desert became his place of deep meditation. A multitude of thoughts ran through his mind, yet only were they misty swirling dreams, and not the clear vision of the revelation he had sought for so many cycles of the earthly orb in it's endless pursuit around the solar globe. Still, the seeker Gonzo rallied his unquenchable spirit and intensified his inner will to find the answer that had so long eluded him.

By and by there came a presence upon this desolate plain to cause a rift in the incessant silence surrounding the lone figure dwelling there so long unfulfilled. A mighty Falcon soared above, announcing the arrival of a visitor to the waiting wanderer.

Gonzo raised his gaze to view the one who now descended to confront him. And yea, indeed, the timely entrance of none other than the heralded Prophet Abraham did on this day become reality. The Prophet knew the longing and dedication of which the one called Gonzo was consumed. And so it came to be that Abraham reached out to him and simply spoke these words:

"Verily, my brother, I say onto thee, your epic pilgrimage shall not be in vain. For you do not travel this troubled road alone. In the coming battle, the elemental powers shall be at your side. Yea, the power of Ice will lead you in the person of one Matthew Ryan. The power of Fire shall Burn through those that oppose you in the person of one Michael Turner. The power of Earth shall be represented by the two who gain the ground held by the enemy in the form of those known as Julio Jones and Rowdy White. The power of Air shall be there in the form of that mystical and enigmatic avian, the Falcon. And yes, I too, will be at your side to defend you in your lifelong quest."

And lo, the Prophet Abraham concluded his message to the wanderer Gonzo with these pearls of wisdom, "So now, brother Gonzo, your time is at hand. Rise Up! Go forth this day and claim your destiny!"

And so the vision became crystal clear to Gonzo, and verily, did he Rise Up and go forth to vanquish his foes ....

<em>This FanPost was written by one of The Falcoholic's talented readers. It does not necessarily reflect the views of The Falcoholic.</em>

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