Tweets of the Game: Boy that Sucked Edition
Depressing missives behind the jump, though some kept it entertaining to the end. Enjoy.
Frank Caliendo consistently brings so much pain to the world he should be tried for war crimes. @mFalcons5
Matty Ice > your QB @bangxprettyWill
Matt Forte is going to get tired of Sean Weatherspoon quickly. @ReidAdair
Sean Weatherspoon is playing out of his mind today. He looks like a one-man barbarian horde. @TheFalcoholic
Apparently Sean Weatherspoon didn't have lunch, and will settle on having Matt Forte @KMarch_
Turner, Ryan to White, Turner. Ah, feels like 2010. @TheFalcoholic
If Matt Forte touches the ball, rest assured Sean Weatherspoon isn't too far away. @ReidAdair
Uh oh...Cutler's getting a little frustrated. @FalconsDCox
It just wouldn't be a Bears game if Jay Cutler didn't get whiny. @jeannathomas
Horrendous tackling!!!!! GOTTA WRAP UP!!!!! @Poppa_Falcon
And .....the wheels are coming off. @DirtyBird4Life
DUFF MAN CAN SACK! OH YES! @TheFalcoholic
6:14 left in half...someone on the Falcons needs to make a play. Not a lost cause at all, but it's time. @FalconsDCox
Chris Owens guarding that invisible man!!! @DREdwards25
chris owens lol @APixels
Were the Falcons supposed to be more explosive or implosive this season? Maybe I mis-heard the talk in the off season... @Technomonk13
How much are we paying Robinson again? Is it guaranteed? @skoob0211
The Falcons look totally unprepared for this game. They just do. @TheFalcoholic
Follow the trail of scorched turf, and it shall lead you to the one they call Michael Turner. @TheFalcoholic
Currently suffering from football-induced Tourette's. All kinds of profanity coming out of my mouth. @jeannathomas
I would never, ever have expected this. Wow. @ReidAdair
No one covering him. Falcons aren't scheming well and guys aren't executing. 23-6. Gonna take a minor miracle now. @TheFalcoholic
The Falcons have done very little right today. I am just going to call this Preseason Week 5. @EdGrohl
Wow damn geez @nursefromGA
Mike Mularkey must have accidentally installed the "Trainwreck offense" instead of the "Explosive offense." @mFalcons5
I have nothing but hate in my heart for Brian Urlacher. @jeannathomas
Just took all my frustration out on telemarketer. Felt good. @FalconsNeedRing
You're a blockhead, Atlanta Falcons Brown. @TheFalcoholic
Roses are red, violets are blue, the Falcons' offense has basically sucked today, and I forgot how this is supposed to end. @TheFalcoholic
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I've got a twitter account
I’m gonna have to figure out how to use it for the Sunday nighter
by FLA_Falcon on Sep 15, 2011 12:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Those first few tweets...
…are like watching a horror movie. “NO! Don’t go there! Can’t you see what’s coming??”
by kman_722 on Sep 15, 2011 12:59 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
From yahoo sports team report:
Falcons coach Mike Smith has to fix his defense and the new practice rules are making that more difficult.
The former defensive coordinator knows if the Falcons miss tackles against Michael Vick and the Philadelphia Eagles like they did in the opener against the Chicago Bears that the game will be over quickly.
“You work on the things that you didn’t do well and those were the emphasis points in practice,” Smith said. “In terms of changing the practice schedule, we’ve worked this schedule since the first day we got here and we’re not going to change it in terms of what we’re going to do. We’re just going to emphasize the things that we did poorly in the practice.”
Under the new practice rules, the Falcons have just one-padded practice a week to work out the kinks.
Also, the defense will be down one starter because defensive tackle Jonathan Babineaux tore a medial collateral ligament in his knee and is out three to five weeks. However, defensive tackle Corey Peters, who was out for the last month, did return to practice. The goal is to have Peters ready to take over his nose tackle spot and move Peria Jerry over to Babineaux’s under tackle spot.
The Falcons may also get some help for their secondary, which gave up 312 yards passing and two touchdowns against the Bears. Cornerback Kelvin Hayden and safety James Sanders could be ready for the Eagles.
The Falcons are hoping that Hayden can take over the nickel back spot from Christopher Owens, who has an ankle injury.
“They’ve had a crash course over the last two weeks and I think they’ve done very well in terms of picking up our defense,” Smith said. “It’s just going to be a matter of time getting a comfort level of putting them in. They’re definitely a lot further along this week than where they were last week.”
The Falcons are adjusting their angles of pursuit in practice to brace for the speedy Eagles.
“They’re one of the fastest units in the league,” Smith said. “We have to make sure that we’re taking the right angles in practice. You can simulate your angles by telling them when you think you’ve got the right angle, you need to take it a little bit further because those guys are going to be running a lot faster on Sunday.”
The Falcons are aware of the stats on teams that start the season 0-2 and how only three teams have come back from that hole to win the Super Bowl.
“When you don’t play well, there’s a sense of urgency to want to get back out on the field just to have an opportunity to play better,” Smith said. “This is a very long season. We did not start the season the way that we wanted to start it, plain and simple.”
SERIES HISTORY: 27th regular-season meeting. Eagles lead series, 15-10-1. Philadelphia is unbeaten in the last four games. Most historic meeting between the teams was in the NFC Championship game after the 2005 season, when the Eagles prevailed over the Michael Vick-led Falcons, 27-10.
Atlanta will win a championship....someday
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Can Yahoo! Sports...
even get to you in your Vick-proof bunker?
by Jeanna Thomas on Sep 15, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably
They got into Miami pretty well.
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It's all good
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i dont think that should be necessary
weve all got it down
SAINTS VS BEARS
Fox 5 Atlanta, 1 pm Sunday. I was afraid they would show another game so called and they verified.
GO BEARS
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by Adam Schultz on Sep 15, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Fox 5
If the Falcons of the final 50 minutes of week 1 show up it might be better to be blacked-out.
Comin` on like a herd of turtles.
by wierd flunky on Sep 15, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder how bad Jeanna felt after hating Urlacher
only to discover his mother died unexpectedly yesterday. Ouch.
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by Caleb Rutherford on Sep 15, 2011 3:40 PM EDT reply actions
I feel TERRIBLE.
Seriously. Nothing but sympathy for him and his family. However, at the time, I really meant it. I had nightmares about Urlacher and Peppers Sunday night.
by Jeanna Thomas on Sep 15, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions

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