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Kenny Britt tweets to Beatles: Baby can I drive your car?

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via blog.nj.com


Now there is nothing I enjoy more than a public meltdown. But I think we can all agree that it's different if somebody is clearly in the midst of going insane. Britt, the Titans WR was taken in the 2009 draft and has been arrested six times. Or half as many arrests as touchdowns.  Now Crazy Kenny was arrested in April in his hometown of Bayonne, New Jersey. He was charged with eluding police, lying to the police hindering apprehension and obstructing "governmetntal function (resisting arrest) 

Now eluding is a felony. Is C.K. (crazy Kenny) charged with this felonious act? Originally yes, but after careful consideration the charges were downgraded to three disorderly person misdemeanors instead. Ummm, O.K. Two sides to every story. Except...

Britt was caught driving 71 mph in 50 mph zone. O.K. all been there. But later police spotted Britt and a companion walking away from the car but denied to police that he was the driver. The local N.J. prosecutor says, "I don't want people to get the wrong impression here. Somebody who was not Kenny Britt in a similar situation would have the same thing happen to their case" 

Which I take to mean "Don't drive in New Jersey if you value your life"  But that's not all, C.K. already had two outstanding charges in Tennessee. So he pleads to the charges, if fined and is arrested again the very next day.

Titans wide out Nate Washington says, " I don't know what Kenny has going on, but I know he's in a safe place right now" If Kenny's there...how safe can it be? Yeah, didn't even get to the tweets.

Why Aliens must destroy humanity: Reason # 10

"Yeah man, that's my lady" 

U.S. Tennis player Bethanie Mattek-Sands. This dress made by the woman who made Lady Gaga's meat dress (at least that was nutritious) 

 

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