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Haikus on Trent Dilfer


I cannot take credit for this idea - the Falcoholic's illustrious Dave Choate posted the original "Haiku" during the Day 3 draft thread.  However, making fun of Trent Dilfer - poetically, of course - is too tempting an idea to pass up.  Here is Dave's original composition:

Haiku

He is so useless
Cried Trent Dilfer, quarterback
Missed the irony

Inspired by Dave's poetic side, I decided to join in on the fun.  Here's my contribution:

Chatter incessant
Hollow man on the gridiron
Worst to win a ring

Go ahead, have some fun, stretch your intellect and imagination, and post your Haiku dedicated to ESPN's Trent Dilfer.  If you need inspiration, browse the Draft day 3 open thread...

<em>This FanPost was written by one of The Falcoholic's talented readers. It does not necessarily reflect the views of The Falcoholic.</em>

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