I cannot take credit for this idea - the Falcoholic's illustrious Dave Choate posted the original "Haiku" during the Day 3 draft thread. However, making fun of Trent Dilfer - poetically, of course - is too tempting an idea to pass up. Here is Dave's original composition:
He is so useless
Cried Trent Dilfer, quarterback
Missed the irony
Inspired by Dave's poetic side, I decided to join in on the fun. Here's my contribution:
Hollow man on the gridiron
Worst to win a ring
Go ahead, have some fun, stretch your intellect and imagination, and post your Haiku dedicated to ESPN's Trent Dilfer. If you need inspiration, browse the Draft day 3 open thread...