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MFFH Week 17: Clean-Up at the Checkout Line

The Falcon Heroes run into a bit of trouble in the middle of their beer run. There is a loud mouthed buccaneer bullying the boys in lane 3 and Fallus can't help but start himself a little sh*t. Alcon is sporting his new animal skin coat and was really hoping he wouldn't run into any PETA freaks who think it's helpful to throw red paint on a guys brand new animal coat, but all it means is he's just gonna have to go out and skin him another zebra.

Freak Power Films

<em>This FanPost was written by one of The Falcoholic's talented readers. It does not necessarily reflect the views of The Falcoholic.</em>

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