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I always stay away from pats. Battle will get the carries to close the game out but while the games close he will split time with Jones and McCluster. Benson will get the ball period but he’s a 3 yards and a cloud of dust guy. I’ve got Battle and Benson on my team as well. Remember those Titan run D stats are skewed because if that horrific game against Houston. They’re bad but not that bad. if u need more chance of an upside, Battle. If u need safe points I’d go with Benson.

unfortunately, there are only so many good QB fantasy parodies.

I think if someone was going to do one for Matt Ryan it would have to be in the style of Foreigner’s ‘Cold as Ice’

You’re as cold as Ice.
Willing to sacrifice your health
Listen to my advice
Or you might pay the price, I know…

I’ve seen it before it happens all the time
An End comes untouched from Baker’s side
You’re waiting for a sec for Roddy to clear
Complete the pass and yet still getting speared…

Green, Roddy, Manningham, Cruz. If Nicks plays, then I might sit Cruz in favor of Lloyd, but depends on which QB is starting I guess. Don’t sit Manningham regardless, though. He’s been getting the most targets of all the NYG WRs the last 3 weeks.

def. Manningham if Nick’s is out. I think he might go for at least 100 either way. SEA have been tough against the run, but you’re right in that it could be a blowout so Murray would get a lot of run. Guess I’d still go Manningham.

He’s the #2 in a pass happy office against the #31 ranked passing D. Baldwin looked like a beast last week also.

In a PPR, Welker, Cruz and Brown would be my choices. The fact that A. Brown received 11 targets last week alone is outrageous and he hauled in 6 or 7 I believe. He’s a great fit for what the Steelers will try to do against the Ravens.

Gave away Matt Ryan and James Jones and got Philip Rivers and LeGarrette Blount. My trading partner was really upset with Rivers and just as desperate for a new QB as I was for a RB.

I was so happy. Then I found out the trade isn’t finalized until Monday morning! I think the other guy is going to be even more upset than me when he realizes he won’t get to start Ryan against the Colts.

will focus much more on the passing game. Jacobs may get that many opportunities. While Battle will get a number of snaps to carve that Phins run d.

has absolutely shut down TEs this year. They’re probably about equal shot for a TD.

while Cassel may not pass for as many yards as Rivers, he may get around the same td’s (2 or so). I’ll go with Rivers, as he’ll be forced to keep pace with Rodgers.

I’d go with Cassel. The Dolphins secondary is a joke and with J. Baldwin emerging, the Chiefs are joining the likes of everyone else in the NFL and have opened up their playbooks. I think 250 and 3 TD’s is a reasonable expectation against the Dolphins with Cassel. With that said, I’d go with M Bush against a bad Denver team. Great match up and DMC ran 150 in week 1. I’d sit DHB, but I think you have options with V-Jax/Rice. I think Rice actually will see the ball more than V-Jax in what should be a pass first offense in Seattle against Dallas who will control the line of scrimmage. So long as T-Rex is behind center, I vote for Rice.

Michael Bush, Michael Bush, Michael Bush.

I’m not touching Mendenhall against the Ravens’ D. Michael Bush is going against a middling run defense, with an uncertain QB situation (so they’ll run the ball a lot) and he’s always looked good in games where he’s filled in for D-Mac.