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Falcons Heroes Week 5: Bad Fan Behavior

ALCON IS UP!! The Falcons Hero is up and moving around. He's still pretty weak, but lord bless him he won't miss a home game. His brother (the Melon Farming American Hero who killed Bin Laden in MFFH: The Death of Osama Bin Laden) is in town to sing the National Anthem. Alcon's mom is out with her two boys for the first time in a long time, and some fat, disgusting pig of a Packers fan is out to ruin it. Find out what happens, after the hump.

<em>This FanPost was written by one of The Falcoholic's talented readers. It does not necessarily reflect the views of The Falcoholic.</em>