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Gris Gris On The Dirty Birds


Man I love to hate you guys but it's just a J. O. B.  and I got to get paid...but if you don't read the spell it won't make you mad!

Late at night deep in the swamp,

I stand on top a cypress stump,

My pot is boiling to the spirits I shout,

Let this spell be heard uttered from my mouth,

Lion mane and mark of Drew,

Crushed up bones and monkey doo,

Claw of panther and Raven blood,

From the river I’ll took some mud,

Marie Laveau and mark of nine,

Take a hair from Benson’s behind,

Wing of Falcon and heart of ram,

Mix it up with a can of spam,

Mumbeaux Jumbeaux speak in French,

Cook my brew till its retched stench,

Flows out of my pot and into the ground,

To raise the spirits for miles around,

On these Dirty Birds I’ll have no mercy,

I’ll peel there skin like strips of jerky,

I’ll break their wings so they can’t fly,

I’ll stick my needles in both their eyes,

I’ll pluck their feathers out one by one,

All these things are now done and done,

Falcons flew high and Falcons flew low,

Falcons flew in the Dome no fly no more,

I’m the Gris Gris Man and Zombie King,

I cast this spell so our Saints will win!

 

Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and King of the Zombies

 

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an "L" for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER:  No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

MENTAL ALERT!  FALCON FANS!   DO NOT READ THIS SPELL, IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO THINK ABOUT VOODOO AND COULD DAMAGE YOUR PSYCHE!  SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES CONTAINED WITHIN, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

<em>This FanPost was written by one of The Falcoholic's talented readers. It does not necessarily reflect the views of The Falcoholic.</em>

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