Falcoholic Fantasy League Trade Block

Hello, my team is boned due to auto-draft. So I've decided to go with players I like. Luckily, I like Ochocino and Hines Ward. I also like Kevin Kolb and the Steelers defense, but they can certainly be traded away so I can pick up my beloved Jason Campbell and the Chiefs defense. After discarding the broken Ryan Grant and picking up Tashard Choice and ditching some scrubs for HD, Snells, and Michael Jenkins, I have the makings of a likeable squad. Here's where you come in.

I mainly need rid of Garrett Hartley, Kellen Winslow, Eli Manning, and Adrian Peterson. Those are four of my like seven least favorite NFL players.

I've sent a trade to PAPREDATORS, whoever that may be, offering Hartley, Soulja Slim, and Peterson for Megatron, Visanthe Shiancoe, and DeAngelo Williams. Based on last year's stats, this is almost a to-the-digit perfectly fair trade. I'm announcing this publicly as my previous trade offer to PAPREDATORS went unresponded to.

Most importantly: someone please rid me of Eli Manning.

All other players I like, for your trade-composing reference:

• CJ Spiller
• All Falcons
• Chris Cooley
• Percy Harvin
• Reggie Wayne
• Joe Flacco
• Dwayne Bowe
• Tony Romo
• Vince Young
• Jamaal Charles
• Wes Welker
• Chris Johnson
• Randy Moss
• Frank Gore

I like no other players. As soon as someone takes Hartley, I will sign Jeff Reed. I like Jeff Reed. Simply Googling his name will show you why. Don't go and sign Jeff Reed just because you know I want him. Thanks for all your help.