Linebacker Prank Fun: Stephen Nicholas records ninja Coy Wire, disguised as
George Bush a bush, getting the drop on teammates like Jerious Norwood, Joe Hawley, and Shann Schillinger. Corey Peters reacts in a philosophical manner befitting a former All-Academic, lamenting his temporary lack of foresight.
Most promising onfield-violence-related sign: William Moore looks ready to scrap at the leap of a shrubbery, even late at night while headphoned and toting Starbucks. If Kellen Winslow attempts shrubbery espionage in week 8, our secondary is prepared to react and respond.