Linebacker Prank Fun: Stephen Nicholas records ninja Coy Wire, disguised as George Bush a bush,...

Linebacker Prank Fun: Stephen Nicholas records ninja Coy Wire, disguised as ~~George Bush~~ a bush, getting the drop on teammates like Jerious Norwood, Joe Hawley, and Shann Schillinger. Corey Peters reacts in a philosophical manner befitting a former All-Academic, lamenting his temporary lack of foresight.

Most promising onfield-violence-related sign: William Moore looks ready to scrap at the leap of a shrubbery, even late at night while headphoned and toting Starbucks. If Kellen Winslow attempts shrubbery espionage in week 8, our secondary is prepared to react and respond.

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Upon further review, Joe Hawley's is the funniest.

His confident, Teddy Rooseveltian amble just before the attack is what seals it.

Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962

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by Jason Kirk on Aug 5, 2010 4:26 PM EDT reply actions

I will never, ever be able to think of him as anything....

…other than Football Teddy Roosevelt now.

by Dave Choate on Aug 5, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions

I'm supprised that they didn't prank Matty Ice

or the Burner or the USS Babineaux that could have been the best football pranks of all time but other than that that was hilarious

"JASON HEYWARD STRIKES AGAIN"

by southman on Aug 5, 2010 4:58 PM EDT reply actions

Babineaux would've eaten him on the spot

by Dave Choate on Aug 5, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions

yeah you're probably right

"JASON HEYWARD STRIKES AGAIN"

by southman on Aug 6, 2010 8:55 AM EDT up reply actions

don't think they wouldn't dare

Ryan’s high IQ would get Nick back when he least expect it.

My life is multiplied and then divided by zero.

by brotherbrown on Aug 5, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions

which would make it twice as funny

"JASON HEYWARD STRIKES AGAIN"

by southman on Aug 6, 2010 8:55 AM EDT up reply actions

Goddamnit, I love this team

by Dave Choate on Aug 5, 2010 5:14 PM EDT reply actions

eytomology

Where did that word originate? (Goddammit) Sounds odd when you think about it.

My life is multiplied and then divided by zero.

by brotherbrown on Aug 5, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions

It's what Hoover told all those people who were out of work to do to the Colorado river.

Dave has never been good at spelling so cut him some slack.

Rule #1: Double tap.

by Ball Hawk on Aug 5, 2010 10:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

The funny thing is I asked him last year at some point,

If he was an English major in college, which he was BTW. I guess they don’t have spelling bees in (forgive me if I am wrong) Vermont or New Hampshire I think?

by thisistherevolt on Aug 6, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions

Good Times...

Pranks always seem to remind me of my college dorm days. Always fun.

by XBEARDX on Aug 5, 2010 6:12 PM EDT reply actions

NORM VAN BROCKLIN

PITY’S THE FOOL WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING TO HIM.

True randomness might get you calling a Hail Mary play on first-and-goal from the two yard line. You might catch the defense off guard with that, but your likelihood of scoring would be much less than if you called the utterly predictable halfback dive. - TSK

by Bonhoffer on Aug 5, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions